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RIP James Last... http://youtu.be/nUjDgjQM1Q8

Happy Birthday, Sweat'!

Wonderful news, Kush! The gift of a child is the most amazing and miraculous event that you'll ever experience.

Personally, I shall not be rushing to install a new OS. Experience has taught me that it is unwise to be an early adopter and, with at least one of our members already experiencing problems with COD4, anything that interferes with ones gaming is hardly an "upgrade"...

Belated birthday greetings, old timer!

Hilarious! Talk about paranoid... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theory

3.09 Mbps down; 0.37 Mbps up. Ping 24ms. Works for me...

Hxtr's girl is jealous - you can see it on her face...

It's what is known as an "oxymoron". 29 years for yours truly, next month... Welcome to the forums, Cooper!

Belated birthday greetings, Dirk!

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick in my stomach." The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?" As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman? How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?" "I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the waste bin. That was what probably was making her sick." The younger doctor said "Pretty clever. If you don't mind, I think I'll try that at the next house." Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately." "You've probably been doing too much for the Church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps." As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, she's very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?" "I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the vicar under the bed."

This clip demonstrates admirably the traditional gang induction process over here... http://youtu.be/_qVvpKkYchw?t=2m10s

I was somewhat taken aback that she didn't include "bally" and "ruddy", old boy...

Not a truly comprehensive guide but consider this as a primer so you can understand what we mean when we insult you...

Then: Now: Royal Navy sailor jailed after he pushed beer bottle up colleague's bottom in drunken prankhttp://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/royal-navy-sailor-jailed-and-put-on-sex-offenders-register-after-he-pushed-beer-bottle-up-colleagues-bottom-in-drunken-prank-10267545.html

Belated birthday greetings, Laz! I trust you enjoyed a great one.

Congratulations to her on her achievement. On a linguistic matter, I have to point out that "bye bye stud" could mean a variety of things in the English-speaking world...

It's all over in the UK but we can look back on the songs of the recent election...

Dedicated to @@2_MANY_BEERS (you know why! ) http://youtu.be/SF09jJlJCU0

Happy Birthday, Magnus!

Nice toys but strictly controled over here. There are few circumstances in which one could fly one legally. I was given a tiny quadcopter as a birthday gift and haven't kept it airborne for more than a minute at a time!

C'est ton anniversaire, Olive! Voici le pompier pour toi!