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Curious. I'd actually been seeing fewer incidences of the "duplicate qport on server" message when a map failed or the game crashed. As Hunter suggests, get an admin to kick you if you are locked out in this fashion. Maybe we need a change log of tweaks made to solve issues, Labob?

@spinpuppy You can try Recuva - it has worked for me in the past and is freeware. There are other programs out there too including some used by forensic analysts but they are likely to be expensive for the full versions. Some offer limited time/ function trials though. Download Recuva here: https://www.piriform.com/docs/recuva PS: You could also try ZAR http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/how-to/storage/3481659/how-get-files-off-corrupt-sd-card/ [Edit: to add details of second program]

I have to ask where you have assimilated this "encyclopaedic" knowledge? See: http://www.parliament.uk/about/how/laws/parliamentacts/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peerage http://www.royal.gov.uk/monarchuk/howthemonarchyworks/whatisconstitutionalmonarchy.aspx http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/11310696/Magna-Carta-an-idiots-guide-by-historian-Dan-Jones.html I do not preclude the possibility that "Blaze" is actually a pseudonym of Sitting and he is trying to get his own back for my seeing through his April Fool joke...

Don't you find it odd that people line the streets cheering when Her Majesty and other members of her family are to pass? You need to do your homework on the economics of the Royal family before asserting that they are a "drain", I suggest. Excuse me but Canada is an independent sovereign state and has chosen to retain a constitutional monarch as its Head of State. That Her Majesty is Queen of both Canada and the UK (and, indeed, many other places) doesn't mean that Canada is, in any way, ruled by the UK... See the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_Act_1982 Drivel... Poppycock! The independence of the police is guaranteed by constables' status as sworn officers under the Crown. Of course the government is [her] government - she is the Head of State for crying out loud! I would just like to add one more thing: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

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"Bravest of the brave most generous of the generous, never had country more faithful friends than you." Professor Sir Ralph Lilley Turner, MC http://forces.tv/07540351

HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... ________________________________ My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered.. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when .......... ________________________________ I took my wife to a restaurant....The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when................ _______________________________ My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "Oh my!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight ............... ________________________________ When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. ______________________________ My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then .............. ________________________________ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale. And then ............... ______________________________ After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's licence to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.' And then .................. ________________________________ My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." And then ...................... ________________________________ I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?' ........................

Congratulations on the wonderful news! Good health and happiness to all.

I have never heard of one. Personally, having subscribed in the days when it was paid for, I soon fell out of love with it due to a combination of bugs, repeated missions and plain boredom. I still view it as an opportunity missed and wouldn't play it again.

Whilst this song's lyrics interpret the scientific knowledge of the time of its composition, our solar system is, in fact, situated in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way not as far out from galactic centre as inferred. I view this as artistic licence. https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk

Automated production lines are nothing new. They are also very expensive. As for robot chefs cooking steaks, that is hilarious! https://youtu.be/sjAZGUcjrP8

...shown on a map. (Personally, I wouldn't touch the UK's so-called favourite!) http://vinepair.com/wine-blog/most-popular-beer-every-country-map/

Thanks to the Gulf Stream and a tropical airflow from Africa, we have seen very little so far. Even though spring is just about upon us, the chance of more hasn't gone, however. We do, occasionally, have significant falls around Easter. It still isn't warm enough to don shorts here but one hopes it'll warm up again soon.

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Welcome aboard!

A little toy to play with. You can save your creations as WAV files. http://html5drummachine.com/

Bravo!

Speak for yourself, mate. That's a Union Flag on the medal not the silly ring of stars. Rule Britannia!

Will you be trying out the jet skis? https://youtu.be/1J9LrASibTA

Here's an explanation of what it is and why it happens. Harleys are not the only bikes potentially affected and, as the wiki says, there are various factors that can cause this effect. If one suffers constipation, experiencing the phenomenon will cure it... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_wobble

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asked the teacher, "Are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag in Scarborough.''

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away. "Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied. "Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before eating at our house." "That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."

Apparently, they aren't good news in the Great Lakes area... http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/invasive-earthworms-denude-forests/

https://youtu.be/EfUM3-3KvIs

Musicians and wannabe musicians could have a lot of fun with this thing! http://youtu.be/K_l8VWztGiU