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This press release from the English Football Association describes the respects planned for tonight's match at Wembley Stadium. I am sure it will be a greatly moving occasion for the teams and supporters. http://www.wembleystadium.com/Press/Press-Releases/2015/11/Message-for-fans-coming-to-England-v-France

Thank you for your vigilance @@7toes_ky - appropriate measures are in hand. (Please PM Admins with any concerns as this is preferable. Thanks.)

Just released - the latest from my godson's band (he's the drummer), Talk Us Down. If you like it, it is available for download from the usual reputable sources...

There was a large police operation in Calais, earlier today, when a hotel was raided and a "weapon" located. Fortunately, it appears to have been a toy gun, according to the local news report: http://www.lavoixdunord.fr/region/calais-importante-operation-de-police-ce-lundi-matin-ia33b48581n3163754

Belated birthday greetings, Cheese! Hope you had some time off to celebrate.

"England fans will be encouraged to join in the singing of La Marseillaise as a moment of solidarity during the match against France at Wembley on Tuesday." "They are also considering replacing the usual human flag - formed by fans holding up coloured cards - of the St George's Cross with the Tricolour." http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34832114

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, as well as my husband's parents." The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but we can't seem to do anything about it." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce? "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

For related health information, click here: http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Flatulence/Pages/Causes.aspx One has to be careful as one ages... Beans, fruit and beer seems to be a volatile combination lately!

Erm...are the maps available via the downloader as I can't find the server listed?

Ah, that may explain it... CIDER?!

Greatly enjoyable! I was puzzled why I had to download the mod again as we had this game here a few years ago. I'll grab the maps I'm missing from the downloader and see you in there sometime, folks!

Advice from the 1950s...

I was sitting with the computer the other day drafting my will and I called out to my wife: "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, LOVE!" She shouted back: "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY B******!!”

I heard, yesterday, that my godson went to his favourite pub in Dover where he witnessed a woman being set upon. He did the chivalrous thing and intervened whereupon she is said to have shouted, "Leave my boyfriend alone!" and her rescuer was assaulted! Local police are now investigating and we are relieved he suffered no serious injuries.

Holy cr*p! I'm staying away from the beach... We were untroubled by the annual Halloween nonsense here. It pays to live in the sticks!

To be honest, so many pubs have closed that it's often difficult to find a decent one. I stay away from any that have "security staff" (bouncers) on the door, personally. I haven't been to a true pub since my son's stag do in August. A combination of the smoking ban and punitive beer taxes is killing the old English boozer. You're more likely to find "gastro-pubs" or continental style "bistros" doing well these days. I look back with fond memories to the days when bitter cost 14p per pint and bar billiards tables were common.

A few years back, here darn sarf, a local pub was closed after one of its patrons put his sawn-off shotgun on top of the fruit machine whilst he played it. The gun fell off the top and, as it was loaded, it went off, shooting another customer! Now that's what I call "dangerous"!

My guess is that the list derives from one of the news reports about hospital admissions relating to drinking? It doesn't mean that the places themselves are at all "dangerous" but the behaviour of the people drinking in them could be (to themselves only perhaps). It looks like we are all being pressured into complying with the government's "limit" with so much appearing on our screens and in the papers on the topic. If I want a beer, I'll have one whatever the Chief Medical Officer opines...

It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious Welsh gentleman asked what he was doing. 'Fishing,' replied the old man. 'Poor old fool' thought the gentleman, so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub. Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, the gentleman asked,'and how many have you caught?' 'You're the eighth', said the old man.

Update to version 3.0.18.1 is advised to address a security concern. http://forum.teamspeak.com/showthread.php/120755

He is no longer suffering. Condolences to you all. May he rest in peace.