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There are simple solutions. If one is a citizen and dislikes ones own country's flag, one can seek to emigrate. If one is a visiting foreign student from overseas and dislikes the host country's flag, one can STFU or p*ss off to another country that may tolerate the disrespect shown. I wonder how many of the morons who voted "yea" are law or politics students...

Well. many years ago, there was one time when she appeared at the doorway of my computer room with a hammer in her hand... We worked things out. She put the hammer back in the toolbox and I didn't take up bowling.

Women smile?

"No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice." Magna Carta, 1215 AD Then came the European Union...

As we always say to players - if you have a problem, hit an Admin up on Xfire... We can't fix much when it's all over and done with. Or, take video of whatever the perceived misbehaviour may be. It's a pity Doggy has chosen the nuclear option instead.

It sounds like the local police have powers to issue parking tickets so perhaps the cameraman accepted this driver's offer to "go ahead"?

They actually fixed the game? Like SOB says, I wonder...

Just you leave f**kin' Adam and Eve out of it!

My best ever prank on my late best friend and best man occurred when he stayed at my apartment, a short distance from the harbour where he was due to join his ship at 07:00 the next day. He was a bureau de change cashier so appearance was paramount. With him completely unconscious, I applied a makeover with Blue Stratos talcum powder, turning the young brown-haired man into a middle-aged fellow. For good measure and to add to the random and chaotic experience he would "enjoy", I filled all his pockets, his wallet, his socks and even his underwear (!) with Rice Krispies breakfast cereal. So he'd feel he had to rush down to the ship, I wound the alarm clock on by 15 minutes thus decreasing the chance that he'd spend time gazing into the bathroom mirror. I was later informed that the "random" effect was achieved - the ship's crew stared and the victim gazed at the clouds of white powder that were generated by tapping his head... My best ever but I still feel the unhealable pain of him not being here to laugh and smile with me and curse at me! We all have friends who are more brothers than our real brothers - he was it and I was devastated when he was taken from us in 2005 at the age of 46 by an aggressive lymphoma. One of life's true kicks in the bollocks...

America, you have some questions to answer... http://www.buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/america-is-really-bloody-weird (NB: I am not Australian and I am not related to any Australian, well, at least not according to existing genealogical research!) There are problems with questions 19-21 as we all know that, due to being tainted by Europe, the UK does use metric measurements alongside Imperial other than on roads. Also "gallons" in the States aren't real ones - they're about 25% smaller than proper gallons. I actually don't have a problem with question 10 - sounds good to me especially if a case (24) would be available on the NHS for the standard prescription charge of £8.05!

It just isn't the done thing, old boy! Simply not cricket, I'm afraid.

Strangely, defacing a bill is not a crime in Canada... http://mashable.com/2015/03/01/canadians-spock-bills/

Just bought Insurgency through Steam after jumping through the additional hoops to do so. Steam was/is a pain in the neck due to all the stuff it tries to do in the background when you're trying to install/play a game. I think I have wasted my money.

Only his body [is] in death... http://youtu.be/hFheKByY908

Not on here as well FFS!

The taking of veterans' war pensions to fund their social care must stop! http://www.britishlegion.org.uk/about-us/campaigns/insult-to-injury

Only living recipient of the Victoria Cross - the UK's highest military decoration - for bravery in Afghanistan: Lance Corporal Joshua Leakey, The Parachute Regiment. In a nutshell, he saved the life of a US Marine Corps Captain and regained the initiative in a firefight with the Taliban whilst under heavy fire.

A man walks into Boots with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and Asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO For Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied. "Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March......."

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly at the recently married couple's house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy." The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she replied. "Needs ironing," he said, "What's for dinner?"

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room. 'Why are you down here at this time of night?' The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met.' She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up. The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly. Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do,' she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us on the back seat of my car?' 'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him. The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?' 'I remember that, too,' she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, 'I would have got out today."

OK, I jumped through the extra hoops that f**kin' Steam threw at me (no wonder I have barely used it) and have installed the game. I expect I'll check out the explosive options tomorrow morning as it is a bit late now. See you in there, folks.

The sequences featuring the refineries were a hard watch as I'd guess some workers got caught as they went up. Otherwise, I have just one word to say: "Pizza!"

Congratulations on finishing this - you have put a lot of effort into it and I look forward to playing it.