animalxi

Just relax and let nature take its course. He will get tired in four or five hours. 

Unlike my buddy Sixgun (hungwaylow), as we all know I have the opposite problem, where in things like saunas I'm often directed to the ladies part, in fact I'm not sure it's still there I haven't seen it for about 20 years. Talking about this to a buddy and he said he'd send something to help me, boy was I excited when the postman gave me a box the next week, I hoped it wouldn't take long to inflate? I eagerly opened the box, wtf?????, it said it was to help with erectile dysfunction ?, I wasn't building anything at the moment?, since the last episode when my neighbours objected to my bird spotting tower, just because it blocked the light from their bedroom, some people just don't like nature do they?
Anyway when I opened it there were these blue tablets, this had me puzzled, and the instructions only said use with care as stiffness resulted after 15 minutes?, was I to exercise with them? then it came to me, you dissolved them before use, by f..k they were good the brush I used to stir them with in the bucket was rock hard after 5 minutes. Now for a long time the back fence has been leaning over a bit, so I poured a bit on the posts, f..k me they sprang to attention like Guardsmen, straight as a poker, wow these things could do miracles, what next?
Just then a tablet fell out of the box, and quick as a flash my greedy labrador wolfed it down, which leads me to my problem,
How do I get the f.....g dog off my leg???

Happy Birthday @X-RINGCUTTER>XI<@BlackRoseand @Judge

I never try anything... I just do it.. hahaha...love that part..
 

I'm listening to this, lol as I wash the dishes..hahaha...
 
 

Happy Birthday @X-RINGCUTTER>XI<@BlackRoseand @Judge

Get well buddy and speedy recovery.

I am sorry that I missed the joke, that is the one thing about the internet that makes real communication difficult not being able to hear voice inflection in the words on a screen. We have butted heads at times over these past almost 15 years but you are a fair man and deserve a apology from me. Also I know I have made comments in the past that have upset some people when that wasn't my intention and that doesn't mean I am a "Bad Person" it just means sometimes the message gets lost in translation. Even though you and I don't have the same level of interaction as we used to as the clan has grown and new games have come along I do know you are a good man/human being and have always been dedicated to our common goal of friendship and fun. Please I hope you accept my sincere apology. I was still a little doped up from the pain meds they gave me during my stay in the Hospital and afterwards, that is no excuse at all for the way I worded my misunderstanding your kindness in attempting to put a smile on my face during a trying time. The flood of emotions and the fatigue got the better of me and I showed the world my ass and I regret that. I had others who never have a kind word in game to me or about me say nice things on this same thread and those too threw me off but I didn't respond to them but you Bob are different and I do think very highly of you again as a human being. Take care as I will and I hope you can forgive me for my weakness and stupidity.

Welcome to the family m8
 

So as many know I go thru blowup dolls often so if everyone could "donate some points" it would help me maintain my supply should I win the $150.00 Amazon card...Giggity giggity 
By the way if you help and I win you can help name them and I will be certain to bang the hell out of them one at a time by name selected 
of course ??
( I will be giving out medals as well )
Help a brotha out and contribute today ?
https://www.amazon.com/Inflatable-Blow-Up-SÉ-X-D-ÕLl/dp/B086WG1WSZ/ref=sr_1_53?dchild=1&keywords=blow+up+doll&qid=1590947122&sr=8-53

RIP our prayers are with your family

RIP

Wow sorry to hear this news condolences to his family.

omg......rip my friend

RIP Numnutz?

Rip nummy, you will be missed

RIP old friend , You will be missed

r.i.p

RIP ... My thoughts and prayers go out to his family 

R.I.P brother
prayers go to your loved ones
you will be missed

Condolences to his his wife, family, and friends.
RIP Nutz.

RIP Thoughts and prayers for his family and friends!