azzkikr

@azzkikr I got the standard edition because I didn't think it was worth the price for the operators since you can easily unlock all of them from multiplayer and completing the spec ops operations.

Ducky asked how the FuckYou Command should work. I gave that a lot of thought but couldn't come up with a good answer but as luck would have it, I was due for my annual confession at the Lizard Lick Catholic Church of the Most Blessed Holy Redeemer. So I asked.
ME: "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been a year since my last confession."
PRIEST: "You shouldn't store up sins for a year at a time. It'll give you the shits. So what sins have you committed since last year?"
ME: "Well, I've been pretty good in the sin department father except that I repeatedly find myself choking the chicken."
PRIEST: "Why would you do that to a harmless bird?"
ME: "No, you misunderstand father. I was slapping the radish, flicking the dog, whipping the willy. You know, jerking the gerkin."
PRIEST: "What in the hell are you talking about my son?"
ME: "Father, for god's sake, I was greasing the bishop."
PRIEST: "Oh, now I got ya. I have to do the same thing every week. I have to grease the bishop with 10 percent of the take from passing the plate under threat of excommunication."
ME: "No father. I mean I've been masturbating at least three times a week and twice on Sundays."
PRIEST: "Well stop dong that. You'll go blind and grow hair on your hands. Say 26 Holy Marys and dip your dick in the holy water on the way out."
ME: "Thank you father but before I leave, a question please."
PRIEST: "Ask, and yee shall receive."
ME: "How should the Fuck You command work?" 
PRIEST: "Excuse me?"
ME: "Xtreme Idiots wants to know how the Fuck You command should work in game?"
PRIEST: "My son we should not tell others that we would like to have intercourse with them particularly when they're engaged in monopoly or checkers. Now which extreme idiots are you talking about, the members of the United States Congress?"   
ME: "No no father. Sitting Duc asked us..."
PRIEST: "WAIT! Sitting-Duc? Do you mean the same Sitting-Duc from over in Somerset across the pond?"  
ME: "I guess so father."
PRIEST: "The same Sitting-Duc who was an alter boy who would drink the communion wine every Sunday at St. George's on Billet Street in Taunton?"
ME: "I guess so. I know he's from Taunton." 
PRIEST: "Small world. He used to be my little bugger. St. George's was my first church before I came over here to avoid being arrested. He would stay after religious instruction and I'd bugger him in the vestry closet."
ME: "Holy shit."
PRIEST: "Only from Jesus my son. But do give my little ducky a message for me."
ME: "Glad to father."
PRIEST: "Tell him I said fuck you for giving me the AIDS that you caught from playing games with idiots. Now go forth and sin no more."
ME: "Yes father."
 

!Fu Asslicker

I loved the !fu command and missed it so much. Ty Ty Ty Duc for bringing it back for us.....

I loved the !fu command and missed it so much. Ty Ty Ty Duc for bringing it back for us.....

heres a insult to add
You Shoot worse than a StormTrooper
 

Not all are...
When I got divorced I told the judge I did not want alimony or child support. I just wanted him out of my life. I raised all 3 of my kids by myself with no help. I never spoke badly of him to my kids ever. The only time he asked for visits was when he got a new girl friend and wanted to show them he was a good dad.

Go to Google.. 
Search "Why was Kornflakes invented "
It ALL makes sense now! 

To the top ? Oh oh. @Ruggerxi better watch out ?

To the top ? Oh oh. @Ruggerxi better watch out ?

And that includes the cigarette afterward........

And please don't disturb while I'm sleeping with @ANGU5 AND @bobbarker AND @WldPenguinat XI Fest!

Never give up!!! lamo Like I have always said, I am easy, just not cheap.. Working my way to the top!! 

There is no end to this mans ambitions, firstly he slept with another player, then an admin, then a head admin and finally he realises his goal, pillow talk with a senior admin, watch him.

God help me.... I thought I had gotten rid of this..... You all wonder why I drink...... I will remind everyone of one thing.. She gets a call while I am getting some dirty like happened with another so called member @RipperI will track you down and pour honey and hot sauce all over you........???....  hehe.. Congrats to you darlin. I have always said you were good a lot of things and proud of you... Good luck and keep all the idiots in line....

Please don't sexually harass the admin

Congrats Admin team and hats off to all admins who take time out of fun and play to keep everything running smooth

Congrats Admin team and hats off to all admins who take time out of fun and play to keep everything running smooth

Happy Birthday Idiots

Congrats GG and thank you for dealing with us IDIOTS...

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday.
azzkikr --

happy birthday @azzkikr lol

HAPPY B DAY 

Happy Birthday Azzkikr !
I hope you have a great one !

Happy birthday! ?