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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?  Where do they go?     Wonder no more ! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people. 
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!! 
Oh quit whining I fell for it, too.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?  Where do they go?     Wonder no more ! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people. 
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!! 
Oh quit whining I fell for it, too.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?  Where do they go?     Wonder no more ! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people. 
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!! 
Oh quit whining I fell for it, too.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?  Where do they go?     Wonder no more ! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people. 
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!! 
Oh quit whining I fell for it, too.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?  Where do they go?     Wonder no more ! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people. 
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!! 
Oh quit whining I fell for it, too.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?  Where do they go?     Wonder no more ! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people. 
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!! 
Oh quit whining I fell for it, too.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?  Where do they go?     Wonder no more ! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people. 
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!! 
Oh quit whining I fell for it, too.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?  Where do they go?     Wonder no more ! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people. 
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!! 
Oh quit whining I fell for it, too.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?  Where do they go?     Wonder no more ! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people. 
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!! 
Oh quit whining I fell for it, too.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?  Where do they go?     Wonder no more ! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people. 
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!! 
Oh quit whining I fell for it, too.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?  Where do they go?     Wonder no more ! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people. 
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!! 
Oh quit whining I fell for it, too.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?  Where do they go?     Wonder no more ! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people. 
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!! 
Oh quit whining I fell for it, too.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?  Where do they go?     Wonder no more ! ! ! 
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. 

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." 

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people. 
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!! 
Oh quit whining I fell for it, too.

 
     I was in the Texas Rose Bar last night waiting for a beer, when a
  butt-ugly girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.   She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”      I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”   She said, “ I sure do."     I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”    My dental surgery is on Monday.   

 
     I was in the Texas Rose Bar last night waiting for a beer, when a
  butt-ugly girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.   She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”      I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”   She said, “ I sure do."     I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”    My dental surgery is on Monday.   

 
     I was in the Texas Rose Bar last night waiting for a beer, when a
  butt-ugly girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.   She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”      I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”   She said, “ I sure do."     I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”    My dental surgery is on Monday.   

 
     I was in the Texas Rose Bar last night waiting for a beer, when a
  butt-ugly girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.   She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”      I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”   She said, “ I sure do."     I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”    My dental surgery is on Monday.   

 
     I was in the Texas Rose Bar last night waiting for a beer, when a
  butt-ugly girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.   She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”      I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”   She said, “ I sure do."     I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”    My dental surgery is on Monday.   

 
     I was in the Texas Rose Bar last night waiting for a beer, when a
  butt-ugly girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.   She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”      I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”   She said, “ I sure do."     I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”    My dental surgery is on Monday.   

EATING IN THE FIFTIES AND EARLY SIXTIES   Pasta had note been invented. It was macaroni or spaghetti. 
Curry was a surname. 
A take-away was a mathematical problem. 
Pizza? Sounds like a leaning tower somewhere. 
Bananas and oranges only appeared at Christmas time. 
All chips were plain.  Rice was a milk pudding, and never, ever part of our dinner. A Big Mac was what we wore when it was raining.
Brown bread was something only poor people ate. 
Oil was for lubricating, fat was for cooking. 
Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves and never green. 
Cubed sugar was regarded as posh. 
Chickens didn't have fingers in those days. None of us had ever heard of yogurt. 
Healthy food consisted of anything edible. 
Cooking outside was called camping. 
Seaweed was not a recognized food. 
'Kebab' was not even a word, never mind a food.
Sugar enjoyed a good press in those days, and was regarded as 
being white gold. 
Prunes were medicinal. Surprisingly muesli was readily available. It was 
called cattle feed. 
Pineapples came in chunks in a tin; we had only ever seen a picture of a real one. 

Water came out of the tap. If someone had suggested bottling it and 
charging more than gasoline for it they would have become a laughing 
stock. 
The one thing that we never ever had on/at our table in the 
fifties...was elbows or hats!     

     
I've disconnected my home alarm system and unregistered from the Neighborhood Watch.   I've got a Pakistani flag raised in one corner of the front yard and Yemen flag at the other corner as well as the black flag of ISIS in the center.   The local police, OPP, RCMP, CSIS, Homeland Security and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.    I've never felt more safe and I'm saving $49.95 a month.  

     
I've disconnected my home alarm system and unregistered from the Neighborhood Watch.   I've got a Pakistani flag raised in one corner of the front yard and Yemen flag at the other corner as well as the black flag of ISIS in the center.   The local police, OPP, RCMP, CSIS, Homeland Security and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.    I've never felt more safe and I'm saving $49.95 a month.  

     
I've disconnected my home alarm system and unregistered from the Neighborhood Watch.   I've got a Pakistani flag raised in one corner of the front yard and Yemen flag at the other corner as well as the black flag of ISIS in the center.   The local police, OPP, RCMP, CSIS, Homeland Security and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.    I've never felt more safe and I'm saving $49.95 a month.  

     
I've disconnected my home alarm system and unregistered from the Neighborhood Watch.   I've got a Pakistani flag raised in one corner of the front yard and Yemen flag at the other corner as well as the black flag of ISIS in the center.   The local police, OPP, RCMP, CSIS, Homeland Security and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.    I've never felt more safe and I'm saving $49.95 a month.  

     
I've disconnected my home alarm system and unregistered from the Neighborhood Watch.   I've got a Pakistani flag raised in one corner of the front yard and Yemen flag at the other corner as well as the black flag of ISIS in the center.   The local police, OPP, RCMP, CSIS, Homeland Security and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.    I've never felt more safe and I'm saving $49.95 a month.