RobMc

WTF ? the colonies are fighting about grammar, send a gunboat, shit we have none, they seem to have them all ? quick change the dictionary to color and tire and find out what fair dinkum means.

Said the small mouthed bass ?? Seriously I must have been a disappointment to you both ? I'm so slow compared to most players the game is over before I've reloaded, I'm the pincushion of acemod lol. ps I really miss playing with you all, wish more played there, regardless of their styles, just enjoy it

Silly boys, those were the Aussie and Kiwi divisions.

Never acknowledged by Montgomery as a mistake, but that's war, if it had worked he'd have been a hero, it was those f.....g Dutch roads to blame lol. ps I've been there

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Nothing like poking the sleeping tiger is there ?

Here we go, lets only play the maps I like, sound familiar ??? why not just play any map ? ps the only sniper server we have is not on cod4, I know because I play there

He comes from part of the USA where your sister is your wife Being an idiot is easy, he's been one all his life The poor old lad is slowing down, his aim is not quite straight It may be due to wallet size, I've heard it's quite a weight To keep him happy yesterday, as he seemed rather lame I let the fckr stab me, to keep him in the game It seemed to work, he cheered up, and he seemed very keen But I think he'd like to stab WP 'if you know what I mean' ? So if you encounter the old boy in any intense battle Kick the fckr in the nuts, and make his false teeth rattle

Il l'aime beaucoup, même si sa respiration est bien meilleure que celle d'un Français normal

A young lady is out on the town and spots this bloke she is attracted to in a bar He is very good looking in a manly rough kind of way, but she attracts his eye and they have a few drinks and decide to go back to his place They run up the stairs undressing each other until they come to the bedroom and she stops There at the bottom of the bed in a pyramid on shelves are rows of teddy bears, small bears at the bottom getting bigger as they rise, topped off with one huge teddy Her heart melts, he must have a soft feminine side despite the image she thinks They then have the most torrid night of sex ever, sideways, backwards etc until they fall asleep exhausted She wakes up feeling slightly hung over and starts dressing 'You must think I'm terrible' she says 'No not at all' he replies, 'Take a prize off the second shelf'

I never knew that Fuck You Frenchi was French?? Well blow me down with a croissant

A very interesting part of UK history amazing how many Brits think it was the last successful invasion, that honour goes to the Dutch. We had French Normans ( Viking descent) fighting Germans (Anglo Saxon) who had days before defeated the Norsemen ( Vikings) on English soil. The Norman descendants then went on to conquer Wales, subdue Scotland and then lo and behold England ruled large areas of France. Yes my friends the world was as mixed up and crazy as it is in the present day. These are the 22 countries that Britain hasn't invaded : Andorra, Belarus, Bolivia, Burundi, Central African Republic, Chad, Congo, Guatemala, Ivory Coast ,Kyrgyzstan, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Mali, Marshall Islands, Monaco, Mongolia, Paraguay, Sao Tome and Principe, Sweden, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan and Vatican City. So most of you have been lucky enough at one time or another to have a Brit lying with your great, great, great grandma

fu Norman ? ps we still want out of Europe

Well done, read somewhere they're going to stop making them next year ?? I know it's not popular on here but I don't rate Harleys at all, worst bikes I ever rode, and I owned many.

No I mean the WAW cod5 players will know it well as it is/was very popular there and in my opinion better than dm and tdm.

It was obvious that it was some players first time on this, although WAW players will be more familiar so here's how it works :- 1/. It is very much a team game, like ftag but perhaps even more so as you will not win without your own team helping in the capture, this very much includes defending your own flag from capture as well as capturing the opponents. 2/. You will see faint arrows pointing to where your and the opponents flags are, then choose to defend your flag or capturing the opponents. 3/. You capture your opponents by running through their flag, it is then attached to you and you have to run back with it and through your own flag to capture it. 4/. The bad bit is it sticks out like a sore thumb above your head, you need to find a hidden route back, so no good hiding on a roof or lying in the grass 5/. If you are killed the flag is released on that spot, the opponents have to get to it to return it to their base or you have to recapture it 6/. You cannot score with their captured flag if your flag has also been captured and is not on your base (you will see a cross), this is where teamwork comes in 7/. Freezetag players who are tactical players will love it I'm sure

Happy birthday all, come on how old are you Athena ?

What can I say mate ?, have a good one

You're the man Sexgun

Wow Six could you get me one ?, what they like ? do you kiss straight away or wait until he's shaved ??

I've seen you use that in game, I'm safe ?

We own it don't forget it, otherwise a duel you me and Frenchi baguettes at 5 paces and mine will be seeded.

1/. We could write a childrens story together, with a modern twist, Roald Dahl and Harry Potter made a few bob ? First idea, Barry the bisexual bunny ? who cross dresses in fox furs alienating him from the other bunnies, he is forced to live in a burrow with a wicked weasel who pimps him out as a rent boy. Then one day when crossing a field he discovers magic mushrooms, before long he is running a mushroom empire, and that is why rabbits hop ??? Schools will love it. 2/. Sodomy, don't know what you mean, but I'll get to the bottom of it, promise.

Omg I'm Asian ????

Yes we still have close relationships with the Commonwealth even though most are independent now, but a lot have our Queen as their Queen. So in a way there is somewhere worldwide where the sun is shining, an hour is fifteen degrees of longitude. With an average day of say eight hours that is one third of the world minimum lit at any one time, as far as I can see there is a colony or dependency or commonwealth country that fits in everywhere, seasons permitting. Would you like to give us New England back ? we need the full set.