RobMc

Is it based on you darling ???

Thats my point, if you want Harry to collect votes how many of the above actually play on your server, I can tell you now if you want

And how many of these actually play in cod5 ????

He he, this is when you get Rob a little mad, wait until I really get mad lol.

What a week in the forums eh? but for me also heartache when I discovered one of my heroes Scotex not only thought I was a snowflake but was #1 snowflake, I cried all of Thursday, 2 boxes of soft tissues consumed, will have to find someting else for my arse. Anyway I'm wandering already, I have the mother of all hangovers, which is making focussing on the screen difficult, unless it's the mist on my glasses ? How do I get his respect again?, it's obvious he no longer considers me a man (bit like the wife, but that's another story), I needed someway of getting him back on my side, otherwise Angelz will trample all over me again (wear the stilletos next time dear). My childhood heroes were those rough, tough cowboys, especially Texans with their drawl, John Wayne etc. and this guy fits the bill in every way, they rode in, killed everything in sight, drank a bottle of whisky and dragged the women upstairs, Texas, a state that my entire country would roll around in. You have all heard that everythings bigger in Texas?, this must be true as every picture of his wife shows her with a huge grin, those northern girls must be green with envy. Look at the picture on his profile, armed to the teeth, eyes screwed up in the sun, glancing with scorn at the camera, he'd probably just killed a tribe of native americans, Indians as I knew them as a boy ( can I still say this?, I have my reservations). How could I once more shrug off the snowflake tag?, then over a cup of tea and a fig roll it came to me, I must learn his ways, only then could I be considered equal. In a flash of genius it came to me, I must mimic my hero, become him, so what do we have in common? :- He is tall and lean, with a good head of hair, clean shaven with gleaming teeth, I am short, fat, bald, bearded and teeth ?????? He lives on a huge ranch, in a huge house, I live in a two up two down terraced with a back yard He has an arsenal Nato borrows from, and can shoot the tongue off a rattlesnake at 100 yards, I have a catapult and trouble seeing my back wall He drinks bourbon like a fish, I drink rum He has a harem of women and XI groupies hanging on his every word, I have a goldfish He travels and goes on holiday a lot, I once travelled for 50 miles, but have cut down since I retired He likes tits and sheep, I like tits and sleep So, straight away we have loads in common right?, should be easy, what I propose to do is divide my tasks into modules, bit like doing a course :- MODULE 1 - Bourbon Chose this first as last night was Friday a good day for drinking, now I'd never heard of Bourbon, but good old google put me right, it's a type of American whisky right??, if you ever want to try the real thing I live next to where they make it and could put a word in for you, my newest Buddy, (Ayaq comes first though). Now where to get the stuff?, none of the neighbours had heard of it, but a quick visit to Morrisons (a type of Walmart) was in order, I put the mobility scooter on emergency charge, and carried extra batteries for in flight refuelling, don't want to get stuck on those moors. It was an eventful trip but I made it safely, however trouble brewed (sic) at Morrisons, my requests for bourbon were met with glances I did not understand until two very effeminate men said they'd 'give me one' in the public toilets outside, I declined, sounded unhygienic to me? Luckily another nice boy in a flowery shirt, who said he loved bourbon, guided me to Boozebusters, holding my hand the entire time, are all bourbon drinkers so considerate? He took a bit of getting rid of, and I had to switch the scooter to 8 mph to lose him, but he wasn't too quick running with one hand on his hip (strange running style). Now I picture Scotex as more J. R. Ewing than Jed Clampett, so I bought one named this from Kentucky, I like most of our Kentucky members, they can't shoot for shit, this stuff explains why. I didn't have to put in too much lemonade to get it to taste nice, after half the bottle I threw the lemonade away, after the full bottle I realised why he loves sheep, I'd never looked at them in this way before. So I woke up this morning with a splitting headache and an awful smell of damp wool in the bed, must wash those blankets, next module shooting.

Or buy another game, fuck off and leave the rest of us to enjoy ourselves? Test your thirst for world domination elsewhere. This is exactly what happens to politicians, they forget their own people in their thirst for glory, Markoff is right, this post is like watching someone commit suicide, I'm going to enjoy it while I can before it's fucked up, who wants to kill me today? Last post on this

You lie like a cheap carpet

Don't see how this will work?/, i.e. you have ten players on the server, two of them assholes, eight go to the other server, this leaves the two with no one to shoot so they'll go to the other server too won't they? ping pong lol

Aaaaaw Scotex loves me, how touching, will be working on the first part of my admiration course tonight, watch this space big boy

Stoned again lol?

Well the choice is simple 1/. Ten world class players and no one else 2/. Six hundred happy members who play on the servers Vote now

As you know this occurred recently but as you asked heres my penny's worth I personally come to enjoy myself, and that means exactly that, running around with your friends, laughing and chatting, teasing each other and that is why you join a clan, otherwise no point. There is no fun at all in lasting a nanosecond after you spawn, being tubed to death etc etc, so no point in playing, no fun, why be in a clan?? There unfortunately is no other way to tell if people are cheating other than a lot of time and effort by the admins, but there is also little doubt that some people do, however they do it. Every normal player has good and bad days, but players that are highly 'skilled' to the point they are untouchable ruin the game for the ordinary players, and they leave, that is proved beyond doubt. You get in this clan because you fit in, we have some astounding players who I have never considered cheaters, far better than me, but I can still kill them and occasionally get near their score. BUT I don't care what you say the 'highly skilled' players are impossible to play with, so I personally leave, if I left often enough so that it isn't worth playing then what is the point of being in XI ?? It is a very difficult thing, but in it's simplest term if the ordinary 'Joe' cannot play without enjoyment, then he won't play, yes I am sorry for them but they have no place in a clan like this - full stop. And stop before you start Angelz lol.

Second time I've been asked that this week, so a bit of knowledge for across the pond, it is a north/south thing in uk. The two main meals in the south are lunch (luncheon) and dinner cos they are posh, up north we have dinner (their lunch) and tea, I have tea.

Ironic ??, the freedom to walk by the loss of freedom in driving, love it baaaaa

Yea it's not for players like Scotex, you need stealth, cleverness and patience, and not many run and gun merchants can hack it, but everyone to their own. Like all games you need to persevere to get the best of them, no way can I imagine you staying in the same spot. The big surprise is how cleverly the maps use perspective and blind ground, which real snipers use. New players only hide in obvious spots, high up at the back of the map, easy to spot. More experienced players move around the map using blind spots and never running, and using cover as they can change their camouflage at the start. Fatal mistake is to shoot and stay there, this is a game you can actually drink coffee and eat your tea to, patience is the key. Make sure you use the zoom on the scope to seek out people in the foliage. A lot will think it boring, but with a few players it is anything but, you need skill and guile ( look it up Scotex ), Why don't you play?? I was going to say I would love to play with you, but I know the comments that will follow lol

Last night the server began to be populated again, just as I had to leave, a good sign, hope it continues, we need the deadly ladies back. ps I was slaughtered as usual, no surprise there lol.

Coward, thought you were unafraid of everything, who else would shack up with herb in the woods lol?

Take note boys, this is what happens to your brain when you drink Heineken

Nope, they long for total control

Can't, they'd be out of work

Yet more freedoms disappearing in the name of the great God safety https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47715415 Pretty soon they'll manage to ban everything lol Get your V8's and straight sixes sold now, because you bet your life we'll see special lanes on the roads for mp's only, where do you get a yellow vest??

Harry get those fetishes out in the open boy.

But alive and bite free, you are both mad

RobMc's stunning good looks, perfect physique, nice smile and the fat wallet in the photo he pm'd me

You two timing hussy, we're finished, take your broomstick elsewhere