RobMc

Is food all you think about lol???

Look @AyaqGuyaq buddy, it must have had nitrous already fitted, because every fckr laughs at me? this was me on my way to Panama

Wow ps Don't lend him any money lol

I don't think my buddy and Chile would holiday together, unless he was fishing and Chile was the 'chummy' ?

Chile, I think I've found the perfect getaway for you and Queenie, sun, sand and sharks

FFS Frenchi your genes are English ??? abandon ship everyone

How could you fail to admire anyone who shagged his teacher ?? This doesn't include you and Mr. Brown @Unchileno

If only we could say the same about his shooting lol ? but the boy tries hard

Yes all men on both sides fought bravely, God rest them all, I laughed at President Macrons speech in Portsmouth which was entirely in French, none of us understood it, but I'm sure towards the end he said 'make sure that @FRENCHI milks the cows' - merde !

Ah !, the paint is almost dry, what can I do now ??

You my friend are a mind reader, I read about this nitrous stuff making cars go faster, but couldn't find where to get it until someone mentioned it was also known as ' laughing gas'. Eureka, I remember farting competions at school where we rolled round laughing, so that was it eh? I have been carefully eating selected curries, baked beans etc etc for a week and think I'm ready to try it, will keep you up to date buddy.

Morning buddy, you're right I love bounties, I also love wispa's and fudge, probably why I have just had to uprate the batteries on the scooter? Whenever I lie on a beach f...g Greenpeace keep trying to push me in the water ?

ps of course you must be able to change it, what if you moved two or three times ?, faq's can be misleading common sense says if they make mistakes, and you make mistakes, they can be corrected, don't worry. pps when Dog the bounty hunter turns up can you get his autograph please ?

I wouldn't worry, after all, now the summons won't find you will it lol ?

It will, don't worry

Hi @papithegun, having to do this because :- 1/. You posted problem on a specific site (not general) and only BF4 people can answer you 2/. When I go the your profile I cannot find where to pm you ???? Your ssd is small, especially for Windows 10 and on any hard drive you need to leave about 10% free always regardless, you say you have a 1Tb drive, well pop it in, computer should recognise it as 'D', use 'C' your ssd drive for your operating system only and load other programmes on 'D'. For games you do this at the start, it will ask you where you want to load it, usually something like C/Activision/WAW etc, all you do is highlight the C, change it to D and set it off, it will load that programme on the 1Tb, if you get stuck pm me.

NOOOO ffs I'd look like July the fourth and Guy Fawkes combined this week.

Can I have a stab vest ??? - fkrs

Good choice, he might win now lol

Ah the art of romance is never lost on @Ricko he is a sweet talker, known to all of us for his quick wit and ready repartee, 'f... off' being a regular riposte. Those guys from the midlands know how to give the old chat up line, us poor northerners don"t stand a chance mate. We still resort to clubbing, not a disco but a wooden stick, seems to work if you catch them unarmed.

What a great voice, is that you ? background needs to be just a bit louder for me

Get a new microphone too, we can barely hear you !

Strange thing to confess to on your birthday, you drunk?

Naughty boy lol ctah m etc oh I have to ask, do you let me beat you at times on acemod or do I genuinely win? my pride is at stake lol

My boy, in the tradition of hijacking posts may I say you hit the nail on the head, the old scooter has had a distinct lack of ooomph this week. Initially I suspected the batteries, but on one trip I looked back, which I don't normally do due to the speed and danger to my neck muscles. Would you believe it, someone had tied their dog's lead to the back, bugger had been there all week. I've never had a Rottweiler before but they seem to feed themselves, as long as theres children around, make great companions, and there have been no attempted muggings this week, think he's a keeper, although he takes up most of the bed and his breath stinks ( of popsicles?).