Module 2 - Shooting
This was a difficult one, in Europe an armed response unit turns up if you are a kid and point your fingers and go bang to another kid, this is apart from the councelling offered, ban from school for terrorist leanings, bullying allegations (your finger was a bigger bore than mine etc.), and being branded a fascist. Mention you shoot to your neighbours and they move house, so how was I to be like my hero Scotex?, he seems to have none of our problems.
If I walk around (not that I can) with a gun, firing it or not, I'll be in trouble, then it came to me, I remember Scotex and Spinpuppy talking about concealed carry, back to google and' bingo', thats the answer, surely we must have a similar arrangement? First things first I needed a gun, then I remembered I still had one from my youth called 'the gat', hey ho, a bit of rummaging in the drawers and there it was, looking lethal as hell. The spring was a bit rusty and I could not find the corks, but 'wor lass' has some dried peas - perfect, some of them in magnum and soft nose. Now I needed a holster (is that right Scotex?, bet yours is made of gator hide), some of the wifes tight's were drying and they fit the bill (which is more than they do her, if we had a threesome the two men would never meet), the gun fitted one leg perfectly.
So down to the post office to buy a permit on the trusty scooter (bet Scotex has a Humvee in camo, with uprated suspension for his wallet?), they should issue them eh?,
I'm now a rich man, as I approached the counter I felt the gun slipping out of it's leg, opening my jacket I saved it falling by putting the other leg over my head and holding the gun up (difficult with crutches), there was a gasp and the lady began to throw money at me. Wow, I forgot about the permit and my lottery ticket, thanked her, and cleared off before she changed her mind. Clicking the scooter into overdrive I went home, although judging by the sirens something was happening in the village, hope old Edna hasn't had another heart attack?
So by good fortune I now have the funds to complete the other modules quickly, in fact I may have enough for a flight to Texas, wouldn't that be nice?
ps I love steak Scotex