RobMc

Hey buddy, don't be sad if you want a story about guitars I'll pluck one out of thin air for you, no strings attached, it may strike a chord. It was in the early sixties when I taught Jimmy P..e to play, up till that point he had only played with his organ which was making him cross eyed, I saw the effects of gripping it too hard and demonstrated softer strokes with my sister, who later became my first wife and my fourth. We toured Europe together in an old transit van, our first gigs were a disaster, Jimmy was distraught at getting no applause, but later that night my sister gave him the clap. It was on his first visit to the std clinic that our lives changed forever, he fell in love with the doctor giving him an injection, later she gave him another dose, all jobs have perks. We met two lads called Robert and John who had the thing our band needed most - petrol, Robert also knew another boy called John who he had been introduced to by his bird at a yard sale (get it?) and we decided to go on tour. Now I didn't understand the rock world , I booked a bus to take us to the Trossachs, Loch Lomond and Ben Nevis, the others looked slightly shocked, I was a wild one in those days man but got the idea I was wrong when we played to two Highland cattle on our first gig on the tour. At this point they booted me out of the band, which was lucky as afterwards I had a successful career in the Navy, as the saying goes when one door closes another door opens, I was shit in submarines though. I've often wondered what happened to those lads?, they're probably bricklaying or scaffolders now, they'd be jealous of my career I bet, sorry part was I still can't play the guitar.

Yea but sniper is more my speed nowadays

A couple of years ago I would have said impossible, but nowadays with monkie and ghostlupus beating me sadly this might be true, only the sniper server gives me hope.

Cos you're shit at dm ? sounds plausible to me.

Are you gonna Nuke this one??

ffs Ayaq, we need to find you a better kind of woman URGENTLY, you are not in Alaska now, women don't come out of hibernation like bears?

Overpriced, unreliable cars for men with small dicks I own two

Just curious, do you have to move if a hurricane arrives? or just batten down the property? I know that whole areas are sometimes evacuated such as Carolina last year. Living that close to the beach has dangers too, any bad experiences ? Must say it looks great.

Great pics Sabre, love the personal patch

Are you still employed ??? ?

Well - if his nose was dry and it came out damp - SHES HOT ! I'll explain it slowly to you sometime @Foxx

Good God (falling over) I absolutely agree with Angu5, older people have a natural assumption that they know more and are better, not so, you do get assholes everywhere in life, but anyone who is in charge of other people needs to realise that the major part of their job is to listen and explain. They should also remember that everyone has a bad day, and not everyone can grasp things immediately, that said if they consistently wilfully refuse to work correctly they must go, no doubt. Strangely I found the higher educated ones to be the real arseholes, they would join with a (example) Phd in divinity, knowing nothing about the industry they had joined, they would then milk the old timers dry for their knowledge, then once they thought they knew something would strut around giving the same old timers instructions, this led to the old timers clamming up and saying nothing to everyone new, creating a vicious circle. The things I noticed over the years were the decreasing laughs at work, political correctness, an explosion of non productive skills that seemed to need constant empire building, safety, hr, quality assurance and environmental matters. Once proud Company's with pioneering spirit lost to bullshit and accountants, who now rule the roost, the majority of employees in major corporations know little or nothing about their industry and have not progressed through it. Older and more experienced workers should not consider younger people to be a threat to their jobs, they should take into account they are nervous, unsure and still finding their way, they have to be encouraged, however if their attitude is completely wrong they need to be corrected, and that is getting very difficult to do.

It was a joke Sabre, now get your ass into acemod in one hour

You married ?????????

Wonder if his nose was damp?

That may be, there are traces of mankind being wiped out at least once in the far past, perhaps it's best of 3 ?

Are you Spongebobs creator ?

It was a joke by the way?, I truly don't know how you do it, way beyond me, I was 14 when they landed on the moon with very basic computers and I remember the calculation being shown on the tv to calculate the trajectory to land (in black and white), my God there are some clever people around, why can't these people become politicians??

Your mind must be as filthy as mine to get that ?

Yea well mathematics hasn't come far?, when my sons were at school they were asked to find the square root of X, ffs they were looking for that when I was at school??

Perhaps it's a 'Golden Shower?'

I didn't mean Trump at all?, I meant the people you need are the strongest people, that is how nature, and mankind works, the successful people are the strongest and nastiest, Genghis Khan, The Romans before forsaking their legions, the Vikings etc etc they were not nice but their own people prospered, never forget what history teaches you. So forget your niceties, cheap petrol, cheap goods etc vote for the person who keeps your armed forces strong and your borders secure, whoever that is, or you will eventually regret it, and remember placating bullies never ever works in the long term.

True, and it would be a lovely world if not for these, but will it go away - no it won't, every civilisation before us probably thought they would rule forever but they grew fat, greedy and corrupt and someone is ALWAYS ready to take over, like it or not. Therefore the counter argument in voting wisely is not to become weak and allow our particular civilisation to end by voting for the nastiest bastards in your particular country, you may not like them, but they will keep you and your children safe, sad but true.

Is it me ?? or does anyone else see Koi carp swimming in this pretty girls ears ??? ps I keep telling you you're from the midlands not tup north, although tup is rather appropriate for this post, only country types will get this.

So @NaChO is ditched? you two timing beeech, I don't eat common muck like pizzas the butler refuses to serve them.