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RobMc

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  1. Wow buddy, never seen you so angry ?? Suppose it's silly to tell an Alaskan to chill out lol
  2. Happy birthday all
  3. J3st3r carries his in his butt crack
  4. Dewalt you got a girlfriend (or even a friend) ??, why not take Angelz out for a romantic meal, you can discuss cod domination, how xi are shit, and all the other things that get you both off, never know, might get desserts ?? You came into acemod when i was there just to prove a point didn't you, and you are very good, unfortunately when you left everyone else did too, so that will be another server fucked then? I think you are telling fibs about not having played on 5, I think I recognise you, sleep well, and don't get too excited cos I'm a rubbish player and dominating me is easy, plus I don't care. I'm ordering a farming simulator game, more my type of pace, you make me dizzy boy.
  5. You work ???? my image of you is forever tarnished
  6. Wow! OMG, don't do it Sammy, I can hear a certain player now - jump that bitch - OMG laaaaaaaaag!, OMG OMG luv you Bro emptied a full clip, never touched him - laaaaaag
  7. Wish we were missing you lol Luv Rob
  8. Wow ! Scotex will be green with envy lol, that is some machine boy, it's bigger than our roads, see you have a gat too?
  9. Module 2 - Shooting This was a difficult one, in Europe an armed response unit turns up if you are a kid and point your fingers and go bang to another kid, this is apart from the councelling offered, ban from school for terrorist leanings, bullying allegations (your finger was a bigger bore than mine etc.), and being branded a fascist. Mention you shoot to your neighbours and they move house, so how was I to be like my hero Scotex?, he seems to have none of our problems. If I walk around (not that I can) with a gun, firing it or not, I'll be in trouble, then it came to me, I remember Scotex and Spinpuppy talking about concealed carry, back to google and' bingo', thats the answer, surely we must have a similar arrangement? First things first I needed a gun, then I remembered I still had one from my youth called 'the gat', hey ho, a bit of rummaging in the drawers and there it was, looking lethal as hell. The spring was a bit rusty and I could not find the corks, but 'wor lass' has some dried peas - perfect, some of them in magnum and soft nose. Now I needed a holster (is that right Scotex?, bet yours is made of gator hide), some of the wifes tight's were drying and they fit the bill (which is more than they do her, if we had a threesome the two men would never meet), the gun fitted one leg perfectly. So down to the post office to buy a permit on the trusty scooter (bet Scotex has a Humvee in camo, with uprated suspension for his wallet?), they should issue them eh?, I'm now a rich man, as I approached the counter I felt the gun slipping out of it's leg, opening my jacket I saved it falling by putting the other leg over my head and holding the gun up (difficult with crutches), there was a gasp and the lady began to throw money at me. Wow, I forgot about the permit and my lottery ticket, thanked her, and cleared off before she changed her mind. Clicking the scooter into overdrive I went home, although judging by the sirens something was happening in the village, hope old Edna hasn't had another heart attack? So by good fortune I now have the funds to complete the other modules quickly, in fact I may have enough for a flight to Texas, wouldn't that be nice? ps I love steak Scotex
  10. Yea, Bruce may see all but Rob sees fuck all (sense), ffs man buy a tv like the rest of us.
  11. OMG it's April 1st just in case luv you Chile man, those fingers were just for fun ?
  12. Hey Sammy you were spot on, without you I wouldn't have known, playing one on one on the fast acemod last night. I shot, missed, and he, I can only describe as, warped across the map, exactly as you said.
  13. Since when did stirring shit become a shooter game lol ??? Interested in the role playing girl, french maid ??
  14. Would anyone from outer mongolia or abyssinia like to chip in ???
  15. Yep this is going well To the old rogue who took my tags off me in game today because he disagrees, lets sort it out one to one lol ps hi hxtr
  16. I know my friend but it has been disastrous, long term members threatening to leave, others at each others throats and all for everyone to see, very, very sad.
  17. This is going well ???
  18. I spent many happy months in SA in 1974, including near you in Port Elizabeth, in fact I used to swim there until one of the locals asked why I wasn't afraid of the sharks, I had no idea there were any until then, that was the last swim, beautiful country.
  19. If this is recent sweetie congratulations on the weight loss ?
  20. OMG they're hallucinating now elephant beach
  21. Queenie I nearly wet myself laughin lol, priceless ps Caterpillar do a decent concrete vibrator, industrial strength ps welcome Dewalt love the ' Hello to most ' poor Scotex
  22. That's not a thumb darling, it's your welcome gift
  23. How the hell did you find me in antarctica ??
  24. WTF ??? it's like asking Hannibal Lecter to babysit lol
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