RobMc

For a moist vagina I'd buy the bloody soap lol!

Apparently I have a gift, I mentioned your strange name to my wife who is an ex nurse, she said the sight of me naked would cure any moistness ???? I'm researching now to see if I can make money out of this, perhaps sitting beside Chile when he is on skype ( what exactly is skype ?? ) we could be onto an extra server here.

Blimey that was quick after an accident like this, now I know why they call it 'a quick shag' did they find the father ??

Ranked just below scratching your balls and watching paint dry, watching a fishing float is more exciting to me, but everyone to their own.

Don't think so Queenie, it was more decorative, not industrial quality

I see the bait, but wheres that fish ??? Seriously not bad, Was it on fly or spinner ?? Alas dear @AyaqGuyaq it breaks my heart I can no longer get in a boat to fish, however I live near a lake in scooter range and plan a visit. WeednFeed would have been a buddy too, as he has the same hobbies I had, looking for new hobbies now but nothing of interest yet.

You got me hook line and sinker there buddy, lol

WTF ?? you told me MBA stood for Massive Bear Attacks, graphs ?, memos ??, where do you keep your rifle ??

OMG Foxxxy I can't be an admin I play on too many servers and to be an admin you have to play on one, but thank you for the thought, however you play mainly this server and would be perfect. I was laughing on Sunday when you all said there had been five admins and two players in game. What he says is right I'm afraid folks there is no morning european cover at all now, not that there are any players anymore they've gone. It's a thankless task and my thanks to those on all servers who do it and do it well. I used to start on mw2 ftag as it usually has someone playing then swap to custom maps 2 when our cousins woke up early but no one there now, so I tend to play more ftag now until the acemod starts or vietnam ftag during our evening but only get an hour before I go to bed. But I will play any server anytime if I can, you'd think I'd be better wouldn't you with all the practice ?? still crap, oh well.

If he falls off does he spawn on that ledge or have to start at the bottom again ??

I love your optimism

Whole top column not responding, notifications etc and can't sign out, the sign in looked weird too veizio sign in ???

If this was the UK sad to say you would now be in jail awaiting charges of gbh, and waiting for a claim for damages, lucky you, with your background he got off lightly, well done mate.

If this is true he certainly did, well done, but I would expect no less of you ps Was it Snitz ?

You sure you don't have a key linked to this?? best check, i.e. the Windows key?

Sir, caveat emptor - no returns accepted ps need any tanks ?? pps Looked through the guarantee and it said 'guaranteed to 10 metres', afraid any deeper and it's invalid, have a good day

Yea well from underneath, silhouetted against the sky, I look a lot like a seal, a big juicy one, not keen on sharks.

Well the wife and I had a most unusual evening last night, the hot chicks were not as we imagined, we laid the table with our best crockery and as it was a special occasion we opened a bottle of Lidl's sherry, the high life beckoned. The first surprise was when we answered the door to be greeted by what can only be described as two scantily clad girls, this was in a northerly wind too, which was fortunate as they had hung the towels on their nipples, thats planning for you, I was impressed, although the wife seemed less so. Their driver was a real flash chap, dressed to the nines in a souped up car, this cooking lark must pay well? We suspected things were going awry when one of them suggested a 'foursome', now I might be a bit of a prude but I hate making conversation with strangers at the meal table, don't you? Then we asked what they were going to give us for our treat, I must say the reply, 'a blowjob', was not what we were expecting, I had been looking forward to something soaked in gravy, if it was that hot I couldn't swallow it. Then it dawned, they'd brought no food to cook, chicken looked to be off the menu, I began to get annoyed, it looked like a McDonalds again. They tried to bribe us by offering us some coke, but we prefer lemonade, and we ushered them out and on their way, never mind all was not lost, we caught the end of Emmerdale.

???? So you've been banned for reasons you'd rather not say, and you like to make admins uncomfortable ? anything else, impaling babies on spikes, necrophilia, being a politician ??????????? bye bye

Yea, our scores will suffer

We can all guess what you shake with your hand lol

ffs this thread still going ??? caused loads of trouble and ruined one game for me, ditch it please.

Hey be nice to my buddy, he'd never wear fake leopardskin only the real thing.

Yea I crashed on Bestine, cannot rejoin without crashing and it's even affected my WAW

A little girl is visiting the zoo with her parents, she leans over the lion enclosure and in an instant a lion grabs her collar and drags her into the enclosure, pinning her down and preparing for the kill, everyone is screaming. A biker, visiting the zoo, leaps into the enclosure, punches the lion on the snout and drags the child to safety. A press reporter from the Guardian witnesses it all, sensing a good story he rushes over to the biker who is being thanked by the grateful parents 'That was one of the bravest things I have ever seen', said the reporter, 'what do you do and whats your political leaning' ?? Well I'm proud to be British the biker replies, I vote Conservative, voted for Brexit and am a decorated veteran, having served in Iraq Next days headlines ' Right Wing Extremist Assaults Immigrant And Steals Their Food'