Yea thats right Queenie, the best way to get in is to A/. Claim Asylum (Tell them about Chile mistreating you) or fight abroad for ISIS and we'll pay for legal help to get you into the country, once you are here you can join a thing called the 'Gravy Train', I've heard it's great. Unfortunately having worked my entire life I'm excluded, which is fantastic, don't work as half your pay goes in taxes we have this great thing called 'social security', they get the other half. They've just taken the free tv licences off 75 year olds (blind people get half price???), whilst paying millions to actors and executives, and our MP's have free meals, huge pensions and wait for it - vote for their own pay rises, it's the land of milk and honey, hurry before it ends.