RobMc

Hey be nice to my buddy, he'd never wear fake leopardskin only the real thing.

Yea I crashed on Bestine, cannot rejoin without crashing and it's even affected my WAW

A little girl is visiting the zoo with her parents, she leans over the lion enclosure and in an instant a lion grabs her collar and drags her into the enclosure, pinning her down and preparing for the kill, everyone is screaming. A biker, visiting the zoo, leaps into the enclosure, punches the lion on the snout and drags the child to safety. A press reporter from the Guardian witnesses it all, sensing a good story he rushes over to the biker who is being thanked by the grateful parents 'That was one of the bravest things I have ever seen', said the reporter, 'what do you do and whats your political leaning' ?? Well I'm proud to be British the biker replies, I vote Conservative, voted for Brexit and am a decorated veteran, having served in Iraq Next days headlines ' Right Wing Extremist Assaults Immigrant And Steals Their Food'

I too looked for some tasty unusual food, when I answered an ad saying 'hot chicks' I was surprised at the results. They were very kind, offering personal services catering for any tastes, booked them for saturday night, me and the mrs enjoy foreign food, not sure why they asked for marital aids, but the wife bought a food mixer, just in case. Let you know if it was as hot as they say, we love chicken piri piri so we're excited, never had a visiting chef before.

Hate to imagine when they mint one with beavers

He he, can't everyone read it ?? If I get the message correctly only a member can invite (or have kicked) the disruptive player, that right ??

Well not an hour ago a non member was given it in the forum, one of many incidentally, and it has been posted more than once on the shoutbox? read second post here

Ok boss, but if everyone is given the password then everyone is invited per se ?? but if no one has invited anyone and people then turn up what happens and who manages it ?? Labob answered as I posted, but I'm still confused how this works in practice, do you need to use the shoutbox to get them kicked ? All a bit academic anyway as never seen anyone on it lately to play with ?

Excuse me from stating the obvious, but two points :- 1/. As the password is freely given, to anyone asking, what is to stop the world class player following to this server ? 2/. Who kicks them if they do ?? Any of you work in security lol ??

An ex did it for me, but 'I ditched the bitch', as the saying goes, must do my own

Hey buddy some of us go through a daily hell, should I play ftag or custom maps ?? hope someones on acemod and vietnam, worrying about the sniper server it's stressful being an idiot, not to mention tea or coffee, I'm stressed out to hell.

Not sure I'd like the taste of beer from a douche canoe ?, but I have an idea, I'll discover the north west passage (again). In winter my scooter will be able to travel across the ice, are there many charging points en route I can plug into ?? Getting excited for the onset of winter again, do you think Athena will put me up for one night when passing ?? if I promise not to fertilise her eggs, from the chickens of course.

You get many girlfriends you old romantic you ????

Are you using it ?? lol

Good luck, make sure my limo comes back clean

Of course they do my brave boy, who wouldn't ? now I want you to be careful there as you're not too used to crowds and cities coming from the wilds. Unfortunately, despite fitting new batteries yesterday, my scooter is just short on range for the west coast, but I'm working on it. Hope it works out for you buddy.

On behalf of the rest of the clan may I express our sadness to see you are leaving for Insurgency, you will be sorely missed IT'S PARTY TIME FOLKS, break out the booze and cakes

Well, puzzled by this topic I googled the word 'porn' as I had no idea what people were talking about, unfortunately the vicar was taking tea with my wife at the time. I noticed that when I showed him the screen and explained what I was doing he turned purple too ? , and I wasn't squeezing him ?? although when he left my wife had a go at my neck. I never realised that vacuum salesmen could be so energetic, these films seem very educational, must study some more.

Wow yes, look forward to playing with you figuratively speaking of course, in a manly non gay kinda way

David Attenborough made a fortune out of the tv series after getting hold of them 'The Frozen Planet', you loved that seal didn't you ??

OMG dear boy, are you sure ???? it's very hard to get a reliable source of blubber there, and you may be very hot in your furs. Try not to go shopping armed to the teeth and try supermarkets, easier than hunting in the local park. Seriously hope it works out buddy.

Well ?, a burning desire is usually a dose of clap from one estranged partner to another, I live in a rough neighbourhood lol

Yea shes very quiet until you make a post @Eastcoast50, true love never dies eh? either that or you still owe her money?

Perhaps my imagination is too wild, I won't sleep tonight again

Perfect, interesting to see the results too