RobMc

You are absolutely correct and may I say you have been the inspiration and model for all my prose, whenever I picture you the image of a big dick comes to mind. However what I lack in brainpower I more than make up for in my ability as a penis to instantly spot a cunt when I see one.

Actually Chile my friend I play on most servers as a lot of the members will tell you, cod 2, 4 & 5, no good in any but I enjoy it. I'm an unfaithful bitch, left the freezetag last time after being kicked off a map I wanted to play by 14 non members going to spec and one member spamming the 3 remaining members until the weaker folded, but I'll return to catch your c4 sometime lol. I leave most games anyway if there is too much tubing ( no skills eh pred? ), really enjoying acemod at the moment, we have some great people on all our servers, pity more people don't try them all. I love being an idiot as you've probably guessed, and I try to play with as many as I can.

The best snipers are the girls, more patient

Blimey I'm sorry Noobie, I thought it was a joke, never considered it might be for real until Streetcleaners post, hope you mend, we all do in the end I'm a muppet at times

Thank you for putting this back, only just noticed it by accident, thought it was still on ctf, I now need someone to play with, hope you all come back

Yea I used to be mildly depressed, then I discovered these forums, now I listen to Leonard Cohen all day, pull the legs off spiders and write for Dignitas, completely cured, there must be more to life than Ayaq and Angelz. ? Bad idea on these forums lol !

oooooooh bitchy lol love the 'how does one', you royalty ?? Round to noobies for cucumbers sandwiches all So I guess you can't reach your cock?? never mind, it will grow as you get older

Your cock ????

Hxtr and Hammer by the look of it it don't look good

The dangerous things are the people who believe this lol.

OMG where do you buy anti aircraft guns ??? ps Broomstick down ??? ?

Hell where you been???, I've had to talk to the wife instead of you ?

So the fake moon landings and flat earth are ok lol ? Hammer is a great lad, he winds them all up, takes loads of abuse and in a gentle way sticks his fingers up to us all, one of the most entertaining idiots, and most ignore the fact he's a good player too, keep going bro !

He may be old but the bugger can still shoot lol.

If I remember for bottled beer sterilisation (of the bottles not you lol) was very important, it looks very nice to me.

Yea, but Hammers lucky, he's not in it ?

Ham my boy, you are a true idiot in every way lol ?

Just replaced the two rear tyres on my wifes car which were, wait for it, 6 years old, I noticed bad cracking on the sidewalls, so the above article is spot on, as an ex motorcyclist I am acutely aware of how important tyres are. I never buy cheap tyres, I renew them at 3mm tread left regardless, I check them every week both for faults and pressures which are very important, and I do not repair them after a puncture I replace them. Tyres are THE most important part of any vehicle, full stop, amazing the amount of people with high end vehicles who boast about cheap tyres, if you can't afford to run it don't buy it. A lot of these Company's flogging cheap tyres are selling out of date tyres from tyre dealers and Companies, In the UK you buy a cheap tyre from an auction site, this has been discarded in the uk sold to eastern europe and then sent from there back to the uk as a new tyre. I have just been caught this way but thanks to paypal got a refund, the moral (as it has been forever) 'if it seems too good to be true it usually is'. Two things every motorist should learn are the speed and load ratings for their vehicle, especially the latter which is usually totally ignored even by garages, a manufacturer can make the same tyre size in various load ratings, put on a one too low and as above it can blow out at speed.

What a lovely dog, now I know what he looks like, thanks Crim, I had one once same colour, would eat anything, and I mean anything, when he was 6 months I left him in a 3 week old van, when I returned there was no head lining, no gearknob, no steering wheel and he'd started on the seats.

Desperate now not to be in the 98 club, darling Pink will never shoot me again? ( good luck Pin ), where do I find this bloody fish?? Broke out my fly rod, and loaded for bear, only trout it's ever seen is the old one upstairs snoring her head off, quick cast in the houses produces nothing, although I hooked some strange items in the pink one. The guy in the white house lost his cool at the delay in his wall, promised him a golf course, seemed to work? Have I got the right fly ?, should I swap to spinners ?? Is the clue deceptive, is it not a fish but a whale ?? think it would be easy to spot wouldn't you Is it an eel ???

I knew it would be difficult to do this in the uk I'm in trouble with the police for racism, apparently Swedes, Norwegians etc do not accurately depict the ethnic mix, been given a week to sort it out The temperance society are petitioning the street objecting to the beer drinking, the local tree hugger insists that the milk is goats, the man who drinks water insists on bottled. Tea is deemed to be too much a stereotype and we have compromised with ginseng, coffee cost so much I substituted chicory essence, now they won't drink it. The local feminist movement are objecting to the fact that all the people involved are men, ASH are objecting to the publicity given to smoking and the risks to health involved. This contradicts the actions of most of the feminists who seem to favour a tobacco strain called 'Old Shag'. The man in the pink house is receiving unwelcome attention from hecklers, the paint is running in the blue house, the man in the white house wants a wall The food bill for the animals is stupendous, two of the cats have disappeared, we suspect the local take away. Pretty sure I've nearly solved it Is it a small mouthed bass ???

I never doubted you lovely lady ps was it a carp??

Twenty minutes ??? did you go out for lunch ??

Were you on the 'vinegar' strokes ??? may be lost in translation

???? I never fail to deliver dear @AyaqGuyaq , I do not smoke and I can't remember coming in a long time, I am currently giving details of this puzzle to our government as currently they too don't know whether they are coming or going, and something fishy is afoot. I'm suspecting the fish clue is a red herring to distract us from the plain fact it is a camel ( one hump, which is more than I will get tonight ), wish me luck. Love you in a manly non gay kinda way