RobMc

Oh Oh? obviously does not expect to live long ?? ?

Happens a lot with condoms

You clever boy oinks

Watched Abomb @HotRod55 good stuff, Finnegan was good but more geared to your cars over there and mods, theres a couple of good ones on building crankshafts on your side, I'll see if I can find them again.

How very appropriate ? joke joke

I'm not into 'water sports', wink wink, but if you enjoy them who am I to argue?

Now you fellow idiots know that Rob is always 'thinking' - generally this is about 1/. Why is my dick so small and 2/. Why can't I kill Pootie Tang? but occasionally I have enough time for other ponderings. Today I realised I watched Youtube more than tv, it has sneaked up over the years and I've tried to ignore it, but it has everything, caters for all tastes and you don't have to turn over. Firstly I confess I never watched much tv anyway, until satellite in the UK programmes were awful, the BBC especially I haven't watched for some 15 years apart from Bargain Hunt, it always has been the most left wing, politically correct and prejudiced channel ever. A long time ago I realised how the owners of tv stations used their influence to bias news stories their way, false news has become the norm, no one can be trusted. But Youtube?, hey, I have been entertained and learnt more from this channel than 40 years of tv, brilliant, but I fear that once it dominates then we will be paying for it, the writing is on the wall. My favourite channels are Hickock45 and demolition ranch for guns, Scotty Kilmer and John Cadogan for cars, Tods workshop for bows and the History Channel documentaries, especially about ancient peoples. What are yours? Rob needs more to think about in bed.

Damn, knew I should have covered up in the prison showers ?

Ain't been like that for 15 years lol ?

@AthenA you are perfect to translate for Corsicaman who is a great player, he had difficulties on this server through no fault of his own when we literally couldn't kill him, no matter how many bullets we put in him he never died. At the same time some players found themselves invisible to the others at times and could literally walk up to everyone and kill them, these issues have been resolved and he understands what happened. The initial players went purely for a laugh, fool around and a good time, for months there were only around 6 regulars, but of course there were others who came along some of whom came back. This was always the intention of this server with the first players, non competitive fooling around, but of course non of them own the server nor have any right to dictate (quite rightly) who plays. This harked back to the old days in WAW which unfortunately went very very competitive as opposed to fooling around. I have played with Corsicaman on every server both of us are rubbish at ftag but excel on this server, but we take the fun away from the other players, and I personally restrict my time on it now. Don't laugh those who know me from ftag I am a completely different player than what you are used to, due to many years playing Acemod with far better and faster players than me. This leads to the whole point of this post, it is only right in my opinion that every XI member has a server they enjoy playing on and that matches their ability, otherwise they disappear, never to be seen again, we need competitive servers, but we also need non competitive servers. That is what is being tried for here, ONE server among many, where you can come and play without being wiped out every game, it is not a lot to ask is it? We still have the acemod server, we still have the acemod players, I am happy enough to get that going again if Corsicaman wants, it suits our styles better and I'm sure the others will play if only occasionally, I'm sure no one wants arguments. Think about this, on this one server the perfect solution would be to take away ALL automatic weapons, harder to wipe out the others, more skills required, pistol, sniper rifle, shotguns, and crossbows only, George (aka Alvin) can still drop his parcels and the knife is the perfect weapon.

It's heartening to see the idiots fully understanding the meaning of Ruggers request 'issues not wants', bless them ?

I've tried all the above some time ago, the problem comes when you load a new map, easiest way is to come COMPLETELY out of cod4 each new map and then reconnect, once you've got that map it's fine but next new map off you go again, pain in the butt but it works every time.

That's my kind of woman ?

Silly boy, one red and one green, weed told you? ?

We have a worldwide following, including many members to whom English is not a native tongue, they pick it up from our eloquent native speakers, and sound in the knowledge they can now communicate in any English speaking country they sally forth with confidence :- Mummy - 'Are you enjoying playing with your new friends', 8 year old 'I am Mummy, but the other team are a bunch of fucking hackers'. Shopkeeper I'm sorry madam but your credit card has expired', lady 'fuck, fuck, fuck I emptied a full clip into it just now'? Doctor 'I'm afraid you may have Parkinsons', patient 'FFS, I thought they were accusing me of bunny hopping earlier'? Shopkeeper 'Do you like this dress madam'? customer 'ffs go to spec, you cunt go to spec. go to spec you bastard, I'll fucking kill you' I hear steps Teacher (in foreign tongue to pupil) ok Johnny how would you say I don't think that was correct in English? pupil ' Fuck off you hacker, that was bullshit, no fucking way you hacking cunt', what's wrong miss???? more to follow

At least I get out, you'll be out in 5 years with good behaviour ? hope your ass is holding up? xxx

That (we call it Swede) and cauliflower my two favourites

Stop right there !

So sorry my dear, happy birthday ! Mad Cow (45) - you don't look your age ?

You really think I hadn't guessed that?, I was teasing you ?

I think I have a good idea what one crop will be lol ?

And the diet goes on, poor lad will be too weak to lift a pencil soon? Let's crowd fund the boy a food parcel, you know, two cows, herd of sheep, truck of flour, container of butter and a warehouse of bread. Just enough to keep him going for another week?

I'm generally up between 8&12, but have dinner around 12, note dinner not your southern lunch, wouldn't have thought you and Shiny were up that early? ?

How did I guess you liked Domination lol???

I'll not sleep, I'll not sleep ?