Timmah!

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order.. "That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."

I live in the 'country'. I regularly step into the adjacent field and enjoy target practice. In 30+ years of living here, I've never had a problem with tresspassers. One new neighbor felt it necessary to call the state police to report sounds of gunfire. Lol.

That's what I like about the castle doctrine in my state; if someone breaks into your house, you can legally assume that they have bad intentions & proceed sending lead downrange. (1)  A person is presumed to have held a reasonable fear of imminent peril of death or great bodily harm to himself or herself or another when using defensive force that is intended or likely to cause death or great bodily harm to another if: (a) The person against whom the defensive force was used was in the process of unlawfully and forcibly entering or had unlawfully and forcibly entered a dwelling, residence, or occupied vehicle, or if that person had removed or was attempting to remove another against that person's will from the dwelling, residence, or occupied vehicle;  and (b) The person who uses defensive force knew or had reason to believe that an unlawful and forcible entry or unlawful and forcible act was occurring or had occurred. https://codes.findlaw.com/ky/title-l-kentucky-penal-code/ky-rev-st-sect-503-055.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjWmdVJhtLQ

I didn't know Neil Patrick Harris flew for POTUS.

I'm gonna say Thunder: He once threatened to come shit upon my porch.

Not a basement, a cellar; need to come on down to the cellar to understand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lwdgkG8j7Y

"Do you see what happens, Larry?"

Right on! Get some Lasik, bro.

Having 12 rotating blades just below you in the event you crash is very reassuring. One could have an unmanned drone follow someone fleeing to guide the ground units without putting someone's life at risk on that meat grinder.

Somewhat disappointing to see so relatively few dedicated to the cause; gonna have to redouble my efforts!

Lol. Asked because it was a character who was a cook in a Greek comedic play.

Are you a cook?

A semicolon after 'grammar' would have been more appropriate. =D

Hey welcome brother; nice group of folks here. (Btw, the apostrophe goes after the 's' in a plural possessive word.)...yes, I'm that guy.

Don't know why, but after reading so many of Ayaq's posts, this song popped into my considerable head one day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4PqmShvHI

Happy Birthday!

meh, I just relegated to spam...anything I wanna see, I see when I logon to the webpage.

I'm using a Kodak Zi8 I bought like 8 years ago to take the pics...regular resolution don't look quite as nice...when using the closeup resolution I use for most of the pics, it's difficult to tell when the pic is in focus, so I take several & throw up the best 2 or 20...if it's a burden to the server's bandwidth, I can happily curb my enthusiasm. ? Oh...I've posted a vid. of how to make the dough, very easy....if you need some help, just ask.

Like I always say: 'Pics or it didn't happen'! Whole page is filled with my posts; if all the people that promised to post pics in the last 6 months...well....it'd be a lot o' pics.

Shoot, if you lived close enough, I don't mind sharing...got my neighbors hooked on my cheesecake...'hey, you make any of that cheesecake lately?'

Thin crust to cut down on carbs. 5 min. @ 600F