SgT.Chris

A young lady is out on the town and spots this bloke she is attracted to in a bar
He is very good looking in a manly rough kind of way, but she attracts his eye and they have a few drinks and decide to go back to his place
They run up the stairs undressing each other until they come to the bedroom and she stops
There at the bottom of the bed in a pyramid on shelves are rows of teddy bears, small bears at the bottom getting bigger as they rise, topped off with one huge teddy
Her heart melts, he must have a soft feminine side despite the image she thinks
They then have the most torrid night of sex ever, sideways, backwards etc until they fall asleep exhausted
She wakes up feeling slightly hung over and starts dressing
'You must think I'm terrible' she says
'No not at all' he replies, 'Take a prize off the second shelf'

hey man it still doesn't make enough of a difference to me i'll die 5 to 1 in any server nice idea though

hey man as long as they enjoy it what's the problem ? ?

hey man as long as they enjoy it what's the problem ? ?

It's the same for me over I measure truck beds in feet but the cargo sizing is always metric in exporting them

hey man as long as they enjoy it what's the problem ? ?

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I just laughed out loud because... I'm not proud to say it, but it's so true ! 
 
 

My buddy @AyaqGuyaq has me worried, I feared this when he moved to the ' lower 49', he's used to rough action, wrestling bears, hunting seals etc and of course probably longs for his beloved moose. He is too quiet lately, I fear the most dangerous of all animals has stalked and trapped him  -   a woman ! it has all the signs, fleeting visits to the forum while he hurries back to the clutches of his tormentor, plying him with kisses and cooking. Swapping his sled for some form of transport called an uber was the beginning of the end, next it's a slippery slope to after shave and manicures, the guns will go, replaced by a vacuum cleaner, and the biggest adventure will be Walmart. Snap out of it buddy, you don't realise the long term effects on your health and bank balance.

well next time you want to do a clutch that is 8 hours of fun try a chevy cobalt! I did mine @ 174000 put 24000 on the new one and sold it!  

Not really help but I'd I thought I'd share this it's me doing a clutch and drive shaft change on my 23 year old 106 the clutch I took out is the original with 83k on the clocks 4 and a half hours to do had a grinding noise using the clutch bearing had seized cutting into the pressure plate

thank you guys... I think the speedometer is burned out.. i got a reader that does live data and it shows speed and no codes... guess i have to find a speedometer cheap for the beater/ trainer. LOL
I am using this car for driver training for  my son and I got it cheap! everything else is good, so far.

Welcome to my grandson  7lb. 8oz & 21 inches born at 0032 today

These stats are "killing ratio oriented" when the Ftag game is, in my opinion, a team game where it is as much (if not more) important defrosting team mates as killing enemies.
Anyway, it is my way to see the game. It is the reason why I don't care to be killed (even if I say very often: "shit" and "fuck" and other rude words in French - it's better not to translate them ) but try to win the match by defrosting a lot (and I'm killed a lot when doing it). As a result (and also because I'm not so good), I get an overall shitty ratio. But really, I don't care as long as I have fun playing.
Maybe, you should not play on Ftag servers (but f.i. other XI servers not Ftag) if you are mainly interested in getting good killing ratio and stats.

just got the results back from cat scan the nodule in my right lung is shrinking,go back in 3 months for another scat scan but doc said looking very good for me

Wow, we now lead the world by having the first established 'vagina museum' (true google it), so we really are in all senses a bunch of cunts, it's in London after previous 'pop up' exhibitions around the country ( really, pop up ffs? )
Visitors who are partially sighted need to inform their guide dogs of exact location due to proximity of Billingsgate fish market, it will be closed periodically depending on the owners mood.
So to all who once popped out, feel free to pop back in
ps be careful not to get this mixed up with our long standing display of c...s in a place by the river called The Houses of Parliament

Hey man this is my current missus

Hey man this is my current missus

how much do you smoke? I can get about 130 out of 50 grams of gv
where i live 50 grams of golden Virginia rolling tobacco is about £23 or $28
fags i smoke both Chesterfields red king size and Carlton red king size and it's about £8.50 for Chesterfields $11? and Carlton is also about $11
Kinda want to move to the US not joking 

My Absolute idiot of a rescued feral cat Syko one as a kitten one of her being a idiot sleeping behind my back playing FT

hey man don't forget the security code yo bud 

hey man that already happens it's a mix of lack of a proper desk a cat that likes to bite for fun and not playing on a pc for god knows how long 

Hey all Just started Playing Cod4 again for the first time in about 5-7 years on pc First thing i did was see if the XI's servers was still up and couldn't believe how many players are still on the servers, probably have to bear with me ingame dying all the time still setting up the rig
cheers all
Chris

Hey all Just started Playing Cod4 again for the first time in about 5-7 years on pc First thing i did was see if the XI's servers was still up and couldn't believe how many players are still on the servers, probably have to bear with me ingame dying all the time still setting up the rig
cheers all
Chris