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Geez, buddy, that's a scrawny cat!! You wanna set up a "GoFundMe" site, or somethin'? Does she have tapeworms? Is her cheap Dad skimping on cat food again? (In Minnesotan voice) "We like to learn about those kinds of things, don't ya know?" (In Yoda voice): "Something for sale, there is, called "cat food . . .,' hmm?" Lol. Ayaq

Lol, Hackle-Slauss . . . Hope you figure out what the problem is . . . trying to download porn at the same time, perhaps? I don't know, just guessin' . . . I'll betcha my buddy, @RobMc, aka "Run D.M.C," has some sage advice . . . Ayaq

Hey, you mentioned "Alaska," which makes me like you already . . . Welcome to the >XI< Forums, and be safe, please. Nobody likes a dead hero . . . Ayaq

Lol. "Rob's Knob;" got a nice ring to it . . . Ayaq

Driving a "Dodge" truck, I'm confused: Dodge!! Ram!!!! Dodge!!! Nay, Ram!!!!! Confusion reigns . . . Huh? cc: @Robmc Hmm? Ayaq

You know what? Nice tire-dressin' . . . That makes the truck--gotta have shiny tires. . . But, it's a "Dodge . . ." Anyway . . . Lol. Ayaq P.S. - Forgot to include my bud, @RobMc . . . Lol.

"Frankly, my Dear Scarlett, I don't give a damn!" Gone with the Wind, Clark Gable, 1933. Lol. Not true, I care . . . LMAO!! Ayaq

West-Highland Terrier," buddy? We had one, too, "Flippie." Dumb as rocks, but loyal as hell . . . We had a new newspaper deliveryman; my "old one" used to deliver the newspaper at 6:30 a.m. My dog, "Flippie," started barking furiously at 4:00 a.m. on mid-week morning, right after hearing a "thump" at the front door. I heard it, too. I always had my 4-D cell "Magnolite" flashlight right under my side of the bed of our three-story house. The plan was, since the house had 3 levels, and that I knew every level (especially after finding "Lego" blocks under-foot, at each level), I would hold my Mag-light, with its hefty, 4-D cell battery-weight with an aircraft-quality aluminum case--would make a nice club. Since I knew my house, I would creep down the stairs, middle-finger at "the ready" to momentarily-blind the intruder before I clubbed him with my 3-lb., 1.6 kilogram, flash light . . . This went on for a couple of weeks, until I just happened to be awake one weekend day and heard a "thump," at the front door. I saw headlights in my driveway, I was about to run upstairs and grab one of my guns, and realized: "It's the frickin' new newspaper-delivery guy . . ." Lol. Ayaq

No picture showing up, buddy. "No tickie, no washie . . ." Repost. (Johnny No. 5):"Need more input, more input!!!" Ayaq

Yeah, I heard that our World has been "getting around . . ." Lol. Poor Mother Earth--I'm sorry that we take you for granted. Ayaq, aka "Paul"

Nice Dodge. Shoulda bought a Ford. Just sayin' . . . Hmm? Ayaq

@EastCoast50 could suck the brass offuva door-knob, @RobMc, whud you say?! Buddy, you have to speak "English," no comprende Espanole, si? Por favor? El Mas Loco? Si!! Ayaq

Awesome. "Happy Treason Day?" Superb. Sublime. Surreptitious. Sir @RobMc . . . Ayaq

Or was it "Christmas?" There's a "Boxing Day" in one of these frickin' countries . . . ! Ayaq

Happy Independence Day, America!! Hey, non-American guys/gals, let us have our day, hmm? Like "Boxing Day" the day after Thanksgiving day, somewhere . . . Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, gentlemen! "Gentlemen?" Hmm? Huh? Lol. Ayaq

(1933 Hindenburg Disaster): "Oh, the humanity!!" Ayaq

(Homer Simpson voice, drooling):"Mmmmmm . . … .. . baconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn . . … .. . ." Huh? Someone said "bacon." Ayaq

Happy Independence Day, fellow Americans!!!! Sorry, my British buddies . . . Ayaq

I know you are, sir. I can imagine you with your half-full "pitcher" of 21-year, single malt Glen Livet, trying to smile your way through the Panama Canal . . . And leaving a trail of empty, green bottles . . . Lol, buddy. Ayaq

Awesome. My younger sister's and I's fave . . . Ayaq P.S. - Any Whitney Houston, "I will always love you . . ." Hmm? Thanks again. She's in Alaska, I'm in California--reminds me of dancing and jumping around her kitchen . . . Ayaq, ibid.

Yeah, darned Brits!!! Lol. Love you all (well, most of you). Ayaq P.S. - America loves Brits, and vice-versa. "Love/Hate relationship?" P.P.S. - Hehhhahehehaehehehahhahehaheh!! P.P.P.S. - LMFAO! America's allies are da best!! P.P.P.P.S. - Good always overcomes Evil, just sayin' . . .

Hey, "Cautious Clay," Christians rule . . . We all gotta die of sumptin' . . . My favorite bumper sticker I saw in Alaska was: "Eat Healthy. Exercise. Die Anyway." Lol. My last thought will be, "Please, God, forgive me . . ." Ayaq, aka, "Paul"

Dear John? Big, Dear John? Dear John . . . . . . . (In Yoda voice): "Miner, were you? Hmm?" Lol. (In Tina Turner voice): "You're simply the best (except for @dadda2), better than all the rest . . .!" Ayaq P.S. - edited to include my buddy, @RobMc . . .

Aw, life isn't about "bad," it's about "good!!" Happiness is a journey, not a "destination." There's always a "Silver lining, sewn around each 'dark cloud (Thank you, Grandma!!)'," There's yadda-yadda-yadda. Any "positive people" wanna reply to this? I expect to get the usual number of "haters . . ." Lol. Ayaq