Ah another Toronto Star post Huge escaped lizard found in DT Toronto high rise. Rumor has it its been surviving on quick meals provided from the carion of dead ganster members - . When asked why it took so long to catch him the Toronto Police department responded he keep changing colours one day he was Chilain the next Black the next Mexican , Somalian, trailer trash white he really throug us a curve when he changed into a voting Cardnial throwing white smoke up the chimmeny, it was crazy, had it not been for the colour scheme of the apartment building (renter beige) we would of never caught him till he turned green with envie after he seen Wizards new computer.
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