Knock Knock!.
Who’s there?
Excel.
Excel who?.
Excel-lent Excel Jokes!
Excel Puns
Puns are PIVOTal to this post.
And I excel at them.
Sorry.
1. What do Microsoft Excel users put in their hair?
SUMPRODUCT()
2. What do you call someone aroused by filling in the top line of an Excel spreadsheet?
A header row sexual.
3. It’d be suite to call your kids “Word” and “Excel.”
4. I really excel at Microsoft puns.
Take my word for it.
5. I’ve recently not been getting along with Excel
We don’t have the same values.
6. I couldn’t figure out how to use the average feature on Excel
Now all my data is meaningless.
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8. A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.
I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.
9. Next year I’ll give up spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights…
It’s going to be Excel Lent
10. What shirt size does Bill Gates wear?
Excel.
11. I’ve been typing numbers into Excel all day.
My fingers have gone NUM.