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Blackbart

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  1. Bet y'all was high steppin the rest of the day...
  2. Happy Birthday Buddy...I hope you have a great one...
  3. Happy Birthday Lady...
  4. Happy Birthday Buddy...
  5. Happy Birthday Buddy...
  6. Happy Birthday Boss...
  7. BS...Your supposed to be a soldier not a social worker...
  8. The Dead Cat A Kindergarten child told his teacher that he had found a dead cat. She asked him how he knew the cat was dead. "Because I pissed in his ear," said the child. "You did WHAT?" cried the teacher. "I leaned over and said PSSST! in his ear and he didn't move." ACQUITTED Noticing a sign on the main street saying " Fortune Teller Upstairs" a woman decided to give it a try. In a darkened room the mystic peered into her crystal ball. She waved her hands over the crystal ball and appeared to be in a trance like state. After a few moments she snapped out of her trance and looked up at the woman and said "There is no easy way for me to tell you this but your husband will die a violent death within the year!" Visibly shaken the woman took in a deep breath. After composing herself the woman looked the Fortune Teller in the eyes and asked "Will I be aquitted?"
  9. Happy Birthday Buddy...I hope you have a great one...
  10. A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctor's appointment. The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding. She looks at her husband and asks, "What did he say The husband replies, "He said he stopped you for speeding." The officer asks the elderly female for her driver's license, and she turns and asks her husband, "What did he say?" "He wants to see your driver's license," the husband replies. The woman hands the officer her license, and he notices that she is from his old hometown. "Oh wow, that's my hometown," the officer remarks. "This is where I had the worst sexual encounter of my life." The woman looks at her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The husband replies, "He says he knows you."
  11. I too have the Samsung SSD 850 EVO...Still going strong for 3 yrs...
  12. Congrats...
  13. Happy Birthday VD...
  14. Happy Birthday P-Man...
  15. There isn't anything we can do about it RIP, it is the master server and we don't control it...I have the same problem getting in and just have to keep trying...Eventually it will connect...
  16. RIP...
  17. Happy Birthday DW...I hope you have a great one...
  18. That's why I don't Golf...
  19. Happy Birthday Kami...I hope you have a great one...
  20. Sorry to hear of your loss of your parents...I still find myself picking up the phone to call my Dad then realize he's gone...Your contributions here at >XI< have helped make this Clan the best there is...Thank you...Hope to see you and BB back on the servers soon...
  21. After an extensive search for my lost eye I found it at home in bed,,, It was a "Lazy Eye"...
  22. Happy Birthday Greg...I hope you have a great one...
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