tsw 8.5

that is funny

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous Blonde sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.' They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest. After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?' 'No,' she replied. . .. She said ... ..: 'You just happened to catch my eye.'

see people go off and get married ..and look how the talk the next week...great job murda some one has to make them happy ..ed went and got hitched ..that did most of them in right there ..you go get them ED

i was out on my boat about 40 miles in the gulf of Mexico ..sure i seen it out there on a inter-tube floating west ...

http://baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/weather/forecast.html here is what i deal with this week..have fun with the dog walking ...

don't do it .,.it's a trick .. good luck ..

right harry i looked and it show you as reg on 4/10/13..but you been here 8 years ..just idiots here ..people leave then come back..shit happens right ..

All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are. You will be really shocked by the last one (at least, I was)!!! Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things into perspective. Diet Snapple, 16 oz , $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon! Starbuck's Reg. Coffee 16 oz, $2.10... $16.80 per gallon! Lipton Ice Tea, 16 oz , $1.19 ... $9.52 per gallon! Gatorade, 20 oz , $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon! Ocean Spray, 16 oz , $1.25 .. $10.00 per gallon! Brake Fluid, 12 oz , $3.15 .... $33.60 per gallon! Vick's Nyquil, 6 oz , $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon! Pepto Bismol, 4 oz, $3.85 . $123.20 per gallon! Whiteout, 7 oz , $1.39 ......... $25.42 per gallon! Scope, 1.5 oz , $0.99 .....$84.48 per gallon! And this is the REAL KICKER. Evian water, 9 oz , $1.49 ...$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for a gallon of WATER!! and the buyers don't even know the source. Probably tap water (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.) Ever wonder why computer printers are so cheap? So they can hook you for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink at you won't believe it but it's true: $ 5,200 a gal. $ 5200 A GALLON!!! So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or, G-od forbid, Printer Ink!!!!!

first i would read the front page of the web site and it will tell you how to get tag's here at XI ..hope you enjoy your stay ..have fun.

happy birthday BROTHER!!!.. just for you brother your not the real one but you will do ..happy birthday bud

now you know hammer is out there so you know where he was ..j/k hammer you idiot ..

you said it ..you have to have people that will help ..not just want ..and if you don't have help it will not work..been there done that ..so like G said dont cry when it's gone ..

you could try that ..but who will you get to come take them from us..??? and it sure as hell wont be any one from ..

hope you have a great day bud enjoy ..