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 The husband had  just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be the Man  of Your House.'
 He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and  announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of  this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will  serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are  going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex  that I want. 
Afterwards, you  are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my  back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.  Then, you will massage my feet and hands.  Then tomorrow, guess who's going to  dress me and comb my hair? 

The wife  replied, 'The fuckin funeral director would be my first  guess.'



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Good one Wolf



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Laughing


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Posted

Now that's really good.


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