WolfTiS Posted December 15, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted December 15, 2010 The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be the Man of Your House.' He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, 'The fuckin funeral director would be my first guess.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted December 15, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 518 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17145 Content Per Day: 3.24 Reputation: 42159 Achievement Points: 149047 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 680 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted December 15, 2010 lmao that was a good one ..old but good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bushape Posted December 15, 2010 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Good one Wolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Lady Asylumn Posted December 15, 2010 Member ID: 22347 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 65 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 624 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 130 Achievement Points: 4149 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 08/29/1985 Device: Android Share Posted December 15, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted December 15, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.39 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Now that's really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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