WeednFeed Posted January 28, 2011 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 42 Topic Count: 365 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2637 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 4218 Achievement Points: 26688 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 48 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Macintosh Posted January 28, 2011 Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struckup a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador andsaid, "So why are you here?"The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....thesofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last nightwhen I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."The black Lab said, "So what's the vet going to do?""Gonna cut my nuts off" came the reply from the yellow Lab."They reckon it'll calm me down."The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked, "Why are you here?"The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers andtrees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole inmyowners' couch.""So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired."Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?"I'm a humper", said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump thecat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everythingI see."Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down todry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back andstarted hammering away." The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,"So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?"The Great Dane said, "No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped." Awards
TBB Posted January 28, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20364 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22440 Achievement Points: 147235 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 388 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted January 28, 2011 LOL Awards
PigDog Posted January 28, 2011 Member ID: 222 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 88 Topic Count: 331 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3847 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 1628 Achievement Points: 25635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 1 Birthday: 02/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted January 28, 2011 LMAO......bad Dog! Awards
WolfTiS Posted January 28, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted January 28, 2011 Sick but funny as hell.... Awards
Purple-Ronnie Posted January 28, 2011 Member ID: 172 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 138 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 780 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16, 2012 Birthday: 01/18/1947 Posted January 28, 2011 That`s funny...lol
widowmaker Posted January 29, 2011 Member ID: 632 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 197 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1762 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 1440 Achievement Points: 18213 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/24/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 19, 2024 Birthday: 07/30/1977 Device: iPhone Posted January 29, 2011 thats funny right there! i don't care who u r! Awards
WeednFeed Posted January 29, 2011 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 42 Topic Count: 365 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2637 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 4218 Achievement Points: 26688 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 48 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Macintosh Author Posted January 29, 2011 For all you dog owners lolol Awards
NickTheGrip Posted January 29, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted January 29, 2011 nice one Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted January 29, 2011 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted January 29, 2011 and you know that very well could be true toby our dane triied to mount lady once while we were screwing. now he gets ushered out of the room and the door closed. was funny as hell though lmao Awards
dawolf Posted January 29, 2011 Member ID: 2165 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 27 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 7 Achievement Points: 198 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 14, 2014 Posted January 29, 2011 That'S a BAD dog A doctor just had sex with one of his patients and has a bad conscience now. *pop* a small devil appears on his right shoulder: " Heya doc, don't think about that any longer, a lot of docs have sex with their patients..." *pop* a small angel appears on his left shoulder and says: "Yeah that'S true, but ur a VET ... !!
Hunter1948 Posted January 29, 2011 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted January 29, 2011 Very funny LMAO Awards
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