BigPapaDean Posted February 24, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1217 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6581 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4445 Achievement Points: 63856 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 05:48 PM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted February 24, 2011 If you are one of those people that are missing your nuts, there is a giant squirrel running around with this gigantic blade that has been snipping every nut he can find and hanging them on his wall. I asked him what someone had to do to have them returned and the bastard just laughed at me and said,"there is a no return policy on all nuts/balls on the wall. People I been in his domain and from what I saw you don't want your nuts/balls back, and be real careful of any and all meat you eat from now on. He is grinding so of the ones he has on his wall and selling them as a nutritious additive to your local super markets for hamburger. I malso saw where he was working on a new kind of soup called balls-to-the-wall! This guy is an insane maniac! His favorite victims are always watching for him, but he harvest the fruit of their loins anyway. Like I said he is one sick motha fucka so guard your balls! Awards
Sitting-Duc Posted February 24, 2011 Member ID: 561 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 85 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5337 Content Per Day: 0.93 Reputation: 4612 Achievement Points: 41356 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 29 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 04/06/1992 Device: Windows Posted February 24, 2011 wtf.. i think im gonna buy a ball box to keep my nuts in Awards
Sitting-Duc Posted February 24, 2011 Member ID: 561 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 85 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5337 Content Per Day: 0.93 Reputation: 4612 Achievement Points: 41356 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 29 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 04/06/1992 Device: Windows Posted February 24, 2011 o.O what about a chastity belt.. then no1 can get my balls xD Awards
T-Mouse Posted February 24, 2011 Member ID: 10 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 35 Topic Count: 80 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1071 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 7 Achievement Points: 6264 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 3, 2013 Birthday: 09/03/1993 Posted February 24, 2011 Sitting- o.O what about a chastity belt.. then no1 can get my balls xD LMAO!!!!
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