PnBear Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Share Posted May 29, 2011 Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the poopie come out, butthere is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in thetoilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and itstill feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper betweenyour butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.Second Wave Poopie This happens when you're done Poopie-ing andyou've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that youhave to Poopie some more.Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain somuch to get it out, you practically have a stroke.Gassy Poopie It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after along night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skidmarks on the bottom of the toilet.Lincoln Log Poopie The kind of Poopie that is so huge you'reafraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces withthe toilet brush.Corn Poopie Self-explanatory.Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie The kind where you want toPoopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.Spinal Tap Poopie That's where it hurts so badly coming out, youwould swear it was leaving you sideways.Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out ofyour butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.Liquid Poopie The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots outyour butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.Pepper Poopie It smells so bad your nose burns.The Surprise Poopie You're not even at the toilet because you aresure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!The Dangling Poopie This Poopie refuses to drop into the toileteven though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just praythat a shake or two will cut it loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Deranged Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1535 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 8175 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/07/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/01/1970 Share Posted May 29, 2011 THE DANGLING POOPIE AKA THE CLIFF HANGER..LMFAO! FUNNY SHIT BEAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbarker Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 689 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2030 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1533 Achievement Points: 13317 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/22/1965 Device: iPhone Share Posted May 29, 2011 Why bear, just why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14888 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7829 Achievement Points: 91103 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Share Posted May 29, 2011 LMAO... Thx for that.. I needed a laugh this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dirtbag333 Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 876 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 89 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 423 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 3012 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/12/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 8, 2014 Birthday: 04/03/1984 Share Posted May 29, 2011 LMAO ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toothpick Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Share Posted May 29, 2011 a shake or 2? that is wishfull thinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCooBY>XI< Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 3233 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 15 Topic Count: 29 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 334 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 40 Achievement Points: 2030 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/23/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 28, 2013 Birthday: 04/09/1967 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half-A-100 Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 600 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 125 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 840 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 6 Birthday: 01/25/1958 Device: Windows Share Posted May 29, 2011 How many of these have you actually experienced Bear ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Renegade45 Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 1915 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 289 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 1955 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16 Birthday: 08/15/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted May 29, 2011 lmfao im in tears ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 269 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18218 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20271 Achievement Points: 133517 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 269 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 29, 2011 Just what we needed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted May 29, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted May 29, 2011 lmao haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Deranged Posted May 30, 2011 Member ID: 295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1535 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 8175 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/07/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/01/1970 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Half-A-100 How many of these have you actually experienced Bear ?? all of the above...hes a veteran when it comes to shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtLaszlo Posted May 30, 2011 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9155 Content Per Day: 1.70 Reputation: 24334 Achievement Points: 94312 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 316 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted May 30, 2011 I think we've all experienced more than a few of those!! Funny!! Corn.....hahaha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PnBear Posted May 30, 2011 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Author Share Posted May 30, 2011 crackxi Half-A-100 How many of these have you actually experienced Bear ?? all of the above...hes a veteran when it comes to shit! this is no joke it's for real...lol I have save this one for many years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Half-A-100 Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 600 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 125 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 840 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 6 Birthday: 01/25/1958 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2011 Okay okay . . . . . just don't post any pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BudSr Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 5 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 359 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2475 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 16234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 02/02/1966 Share Posted May 31, 2011 WHAT NO CORN POOP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kswift420 Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 1071 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 879 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 5414 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 5, 2017 Birthday: 12/29/1974 Share Posted May 31, 2011 just don't fart bud ...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toothpick Posted May 31, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Just want to add that i made a big clean poopie a few minutes ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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