NickTheGrip Posted July 31, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted July 31, 2011 A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard." Awards
Merlin007 Posted July 31, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1136 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8599 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 7572 Achievement Points: 76765 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 08:51 PM Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Android Posted July 31, 2011 LMAO. Told that to my wife, she did not find as funny as I did. LOL Awards
iFuerza Posted July 31, 2011 Member ID: 1607 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 181 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 1227 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 23, 2020 Birthday: 12/20/1991 Posted July 31, 2011 lamo fell outta the chair!
PimpedOutPete Posted July 31, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.60 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted July 31, 2011 *lol* Nice one Nick... Awards
TBB Posted August 1, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21103 Content Per Day: 3.74 Reputation: 22829 Achievement Points: 151493 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 409 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2011 lmao - great one Awards
Super Max Posted August 2, 2011 Member ID: 558 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 578 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 3794 Content Per Day: 0.66 Reputation: 1504 Achievement Points: 29171 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 06/09/1964 Device: Windows Posted August 2, 2011 Merlin007 LMAO. Told that to my wife, she did not find as funny as I did. LOL Me 2 lol Awards
MooseBird Posted August 9, 2011 Member ID: 2107 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 69 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 417 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/07/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 7, 2012 Birthday: 09/13/1950 Posted August 9, 2011 My wife asked where was this sperm bank anyway
BattlewolF Posted August 9, 2011 Member ID: 2028 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 11, 2024 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2011 Awards
Super Max Posted August 11, 2011 Member ID: 558 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 578 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 3794 Content Per Day: 0.66 Reputation: 1504 Achievement Points: 29171 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 06/09/1964 Device: Windows Posted August 11, 2011 MooseBird My wife asked where was this sperm bank anyway lol are you standing dry Awards
RD Posted August 11, 2011 Member ID: 2520 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 627 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 3748 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1953 Posted August 11, 2011 Oh B geezus ....I damn near pissed myself.. LOL Thanks
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