NickTheGrip Posted July 31, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Device: iPhone Share Posted July 31, 2011 A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted July 31, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1077 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8454 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7341 Achievement Points: 75137 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 37 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted July 31, 2011 LMAO. Told that to my wife, she did not find as funny as I did. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
iFuerza Posted July 31, 2011 Member ID: 1607 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 181 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 1227 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 23, 2020 Birthday: 12/20/1991 Share Posted July 31, 2011 lamo fell outta the chair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PimpedOutPete Posted July 31, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14889 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7829 Achievement Points: 91111 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted July 31, 2011 *lol* Nice one Nick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted August 1, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 270 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18259 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20321 Achievement Points: 133800 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 272 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted August 1, 2011 lmao - great one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Super Max Posted August 2, 2011 Member ID: 558 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 576 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 3785 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 1477 Achievement Points: 29048 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24 Birthday: 06/06/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted August 2, 2011 Merlin007 LMAO. Told that to my wife, she did not find as funny as I did. LOL Me 2 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
MooseBird Posted August 9, 2011 Member ID: 2107 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 69 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 417 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/07/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 7, 2012 Birthday: 09/13/1950 Share Posted August 9, 2011 My wife asked where was this sperm bank anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattlewolF Posted August 9, 2011 Member ID: 2028 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 10:44 AM Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted August 9, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Super Max Posted August 11, 2011 Member ID: 558 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 576 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 3785 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 1477 Achievement Points: 29048 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24 Birthday: 06/06/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted August 11, 2011 MooseBird My wife asked where was this sperm bank anyway lol are you standing dry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RD Posted August 11, 2011 Member ID: 2520 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 627 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 3748 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1953 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Oh B geezus ....I damn near pissed myself.. LOL Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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