Ferret Posted August 5, 2011 Member ID: 859 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 681 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 4117 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 9, 2014 Birthday: 11/04/1968 Posted August 5, 2011 I just heard this one, about pissed myself laughing..... A man's wife was in a coma for several months after a car accident, the doctors gave her little hope of recovery. The husband, distraught and nearly hopeless - asked an old ER nurse if there was ANY hope of her ever regaining conciousness. The nurse leaned over and whispered to him, "There was a rumor in nursing school, that a woman might be brought out of a coma by stimulaing the nerves by performing oral sex on her". So the man smiled, and disappeared into her room and closed the door. A few minutes later, the woman's respiration, blood pressure, and cardiac alarms start going off. The nurse runs into the room and gasps "NO NO NO!!! I meant YOU have to perform oral sex on HER"
PrimalFear Posted August 5, 2011 Member ID: 159 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 76 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 855 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 93 Achievement Points: 5145 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 9, 2012 Birthday: 09/21/1971 Posted August 5, 2011 lol
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Merlin007 Posted August 7, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1125 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8580 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 7547 Achievement Points: 76543 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted August 7, 2011 LOL. Good 1. Awards
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