DEEJAYKEG Posted August 15, 2011 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted August 15, 2011 Woman takes a lover home during the day whileher husband is at work. Her 9 year oldson comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closetto watch.The woman's husbandalso comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that thelittle boy is in there already. The little boy says,'Dark in here.' Theman says, 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball.' Man: 'That's nice' Boy: 'Want to buy it?' Man: 'No, thanks.' Boy: 'My Dad's outside.' Man: 'OK, how much?' Boy: '$250' In the next few weeks, it happens again thattheboy and the lover arein the closet together. Boy: 'Dark in here.' Man: 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks theboy, How much?' Boy: '$750' Man: 'Sold.'A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let'sgo outside and have a game of catch.' The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball andmy glove.' The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell themfor?' Boy: ' $1,000' The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over chargeyour friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'mtaking you to church, to confession.' They go to the churchand the Dad makes the littleboy sit in the confessionalbooth and closes the door. The boy says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't startthat again; you're in my closet now.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Olive Posted August 15, 2011 Member ID: 69 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 227 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2660 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 4123 Achievement Points: 22969 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 hours ago Birthday: 05/07/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted August 15, 2011 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SsgtChaz Posted August 15, 2011 Member ID: 1635 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 67 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 425 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/03/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/28/1968 Share Posted August 15, 2011 DEE I did not know you were a priest lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin007 Posted August 16, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1079 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8459 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7348 Achievement Points: 75194 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted August 16, 2011 LMAO. That was good DeeJay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Jedi-Jack Posted August 16, 2011 Member ID: 228 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 626 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 229 Achievement Points: 4711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 24, 2023 Birthday: 06/01/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted August 16, 2011 very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
MooseBird Posted August 16, 2011 Member ID: 2107 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 69 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 417 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/07/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 7, 2012 Birthday: 09/13/1950 Share Posted August 16, 2011 fuckin priests, no pun intended. makes sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted August 17, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18314 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20379 Achievement Points: 134186 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted August 17, 2011 Good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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