It's dark in here...

[DEEJAYKEG]

Woman takes a lover home during the day whileher husband is at work.

Her 9 year oldson  comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closetto  watch.

The woman's husbandalso comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that thelittle boy is in there already.

The little boy says,'Dark in here.' Theman says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball.'

Man: 'That's nice'

 

Boy: 'Want to buy it?'

Man: 'No, thanks.'

 

Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'

Man: 'OK, how much?'

Boy: '$250'

 

In the next few weeks, it happens again thatthe
boy and the lover arein the closet together. 

Boy: 'Dark in here.'

 

Man: 'Yes, it is.'

 

Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'

 

The lover, remembering the last time, asks theboy, How much?'

 

Boy: '$750'

 

Man: 'Sold.'
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let'sgo outside and have a game of catch.'

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball andmy glove.'

The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell themfor?'

 

Boy: ' $1,000'

The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over chargeyour friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'mtaking you to church, to confession.'
 
They go to the churchand the Dad makes the little
boy sit in the  confessionalbooth and closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

 The  priest says, 'Don't startthat again;  you're in my closet now.'

[Olive]

Good one 

[SsgtChaz]

DEE I did not know you were a priest lol

[Merlin007]

LMAO.  That was good DeeJay.

[Jedi-Jack]

very good

[MooseBird]

fuckin priests, no pun intended.  makes sense

[TBB]

Good stuff