WolfTiS Posted August 16, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted August 16, 2011 A crusty old Warrant Officer found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the old WO for conversation. "Excuse me, WO, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a bit of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The old WO just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me." She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." Old Mick said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now." Awards
Dirtbag333 Posted August 16, 2011 Member ID: 876 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 89 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 423 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 3012 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/12/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 8, 2014 Birthday: 04/03/1984 Posted August 16, 2011 LMAO !!! Good one, I didn't expect the ending.
NickTheGrip Posted August 17, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted August 17, 2011 lol Awards
SsgtChaz Posted August 17, 2011 Member ID: 1635 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 67 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 425 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/03/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/28/1968 Posted August 17, 2011 lol good one
Blackbart Posted August 17, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted August 17, 2011 Good 1... Awards
pancakes Posted August 17, 2011 Member ID: 2395 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 800 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 217 Achievement Points: 5471 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10, 2024 Birthday: 07/22/1994 Posted August 17, 2011 lol Awards
blackcat Posted August 17, 2011 Member ID: 122 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 64 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2852 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2051 Achievement Points: 21967 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 5, 2024 Birthday: 10/10/1964 Device: Android Posted August 17, 2011 lol good one, I was actually feeling a little sorry for him, till he looked at his watch... lol Awards
RD Posted August 17, 2011 Member ID: 2520 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 627 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 3748 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1953 Posted August 17, 2011 priceless. thanks for that
Noears711XI Posted August 17, 2011 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Posted August 17, 2011 lol Thank you good one Awards
wildthing Posted August 17, 2011 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 126 Topic Count: 239 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3861 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2303 Achievement Points: 34784 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 05:22 AM Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Posted August 17, 2011 ROTFLMAO I needed that today. Awards
Bosun Posted August 17, 2011 Member ID: 1445 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 14 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 737 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 1387 Achievement Points: 5675 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 03:29 AM Birthday: 01/23/1963 Device: Windows Posted August 17, 2011 Bahahahaha! It's 2125 here now so I will just show this thread to the better half ... Awards
TBB Posted August 17, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20363 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22433 Achievement Points: 147222 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 387 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 8 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 17, 2011 Good ending!!!!! Awards
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