owens Posted November 24, 2011 Member ID: 1920 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 29 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 77 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 716 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 6, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2011 A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.'.... And indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants'. After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: 'Just to let you know things aren 't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin007 Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1077 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8455 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7343 Achievement Points: 75154 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 15 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted November 25, 2011 LOL. Good 1 owens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Syckle Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 2694 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 424 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 322 Achievement Points: 5513 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/26/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 16 Birthday: 08/11/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted November 25, 2011 lmfao!!!!!!!! good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Joe Canadian Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted November 25, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14892 Content Per Day: 2.76 Reputation: 7830 Achievement Points: 91127 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 31 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted November 25, 2011 Good one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RD Posted November 25, 2011 Member ID: 2520 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 627 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 3748 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1953 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Epic.....I love it +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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