Hickeydog Posted December 6, 2011 Member ID: 783 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 283 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 27 Achievement Points: 1698 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/23/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 6, 2015 Birthday: 04/10/1990 Posted December 6, 2011 I'm going under the knife on Monday, and I'm looking for any tips that people might have. This my first time going under general anesthesia, and I'll be in the hospital for a few days. So what should I do/don't do/look out for/bring with/don't bring with? Any advice as to making the trauma as comfortable as possible?
Mule Posted December 7, 2011 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 411 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4252 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 3052 Achievement Points: 35639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2024 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Posted December 7, 2011 Make sure you get laid b4 than! Awards
Shamu Posted December 7, 2011 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Posted December 7, 2011 If you get a male nurse don't let him play too long with your wanker.
Hickeydog Posted December 7, 2011 Member ID: 783 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 283 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 27 Achievement Points: 1698 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/23/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 6, 2015 Birthday: 04/10/1990 Author Posted December 7, 2011 Oh crap that's right. I have to have a Foley Cather inserted. That's it. Game over. I'm out. I give up. I draw the line at tubes getting rammed up my oingo boingo.
StormCrow Posted December 7, 2011 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 74 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2702 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5075 Achievement Points: 46671 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Windows Posted December 7, 2011 If you are getting a prostate exam done, and notice the Dr has both hands on your shoulders, RUN! Awards
JohnnyQuest Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 1965 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1176 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1082 Achievement Points: 8599 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 15, 2016 Birthday: 02/11/1969 Posted December 22, 2011 make sure you don't drink water when you come out of the anesthetic,,,when they say eat ice chips water isn't good ..believe them,i didn't and ended up being Reagen on the exorcist..hurled about ten feet..straight bile and water...mmmmm...lovely
BigPapaDean Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1211 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6554 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63664 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 22, 2011 dont sleep on your stomach with a gown with an open back! You can guess why! Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 108 Topic Count: 1049 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 8817 Content Per Day: 1.54 Reputation: 3309 Achievement Points: 62219 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 22, 2011 Shamu If you get a male nurse don't let him play too long with your wanker. He won't know he will be under general anesthesia. LOL
Unchileno Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 10:25 PM Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: Android Posted December 22, 2011 PLAYBOY...Helps me to RELAX..I read cause of the articles.... ... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 06:49 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted December 22, 2011 Hickeydog Oh crap that's right. I have to have a Foley Cather inserted. That's it. Game over. I'm out. I give up. I draw the line at tubes getting rammed up my oingo boingo. What's the problem? They only need two inches worth. Awards
PnBear Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Posted December 22, 2011 dont worry about it...and rember what all the idots above have told you. not sure what your haveing done...but do as they tell you ..relax for a week, then relax for a week. I my self have been under anesthesia 3 times, i just came home and sleep all day when i was done, woke up and ate the biggest hamburger in my life. but now rember RUN if a guy called BuBBa walks in, smile at you and says hey good looking your in good hands now, and a bottle of KY jelly. Awards
Hickeydog Posted December 23, 2011 Member ID: 783 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 283 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 27 Achievement Points: 1698 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/23/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 6, 2015 Birthday: 04/10/1990 Author Posted December 23, 2011 Well, surgery was on the 12th, everything went great. Came home last Thursday, and now there's some lucky fellow out in California that has a new kidney.
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