Lunkster Posted August 10, 2012 Member ID: 1374 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 60 Topic Count: 183 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1354 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 1726 Achievement Points: 10683 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 12/10/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) The teacher asked the class to think about what they would like to be when they grew older. She got to Little Jonny and asked him the question. Jonnny looked straight at the teacher and without a pause he replied " When I grow older I wanna be a billionnaire, then I'll go to expensive clubs and when I'm there I'll find me a bitch and she'll marry me cos I'll buy her a million dollar pad in Vegas and a Ferrari to drive to the store and I'm gonna buy her a beach house in Miami and a private jet so we can go there and I'll buy her loads of jewellery and stuff and I'm gonna fuck her morning, noon and night!" The teacher was shocked but quietly moved on.... "Marie, what would you like to be when you're older?" Without a blink Marie replied "I'm gonna be Jonny's bitch!!" Edited August 10, 2012 by Lunkster BeerGoat, Exe and Sykorsky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted August 10, 2012 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 136 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6960 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4503 Achievement Points: 58391 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted August 10, 2012 Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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