WeednFeed Posted November 20, 2012 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2342 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3816 Achievement Points: 24120 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 13 minutes ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: iPhone Share Posted November 20, 2012 AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. FOR THOSE EX MEMBERS WHO'S NAME WE SHALL NEVER SPEAK AGAIN! 9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. weed EDD THE DUCK, LtLaszlo, NITRO and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hunter1948 Posted November 20, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted November 20, 2012 Good ones. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BeerGoat Posted November 20, 2012 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1242 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 294 Achievement Points: 8349 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 03:08 PM Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Share Posted November 20, 2012 Ill print that out and put on fridge. Im an idiot after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WeednFeed Posted November 20, 2012 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2342 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3816 Achievement Points: 24120 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 13 minutes ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: iPhone Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 Glad you liked this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
djMot Posted November 20, 2012 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 94 Topic Count: 355 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5234 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 11106 Achievement Points: 48754 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 112 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 27 minutes ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted November 20, 2012 LOL Some shit there everyone should take to heart. *Leaves to check BP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 21, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 268 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18202 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20235 Achievement Points: 133386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 267 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 21, 2012 Great stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LtLaszlo Posted November 21, 2012 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9146 Content Per Day: 1.70 Reputation: 24311 Achievement Points: 94222 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 316 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:01 AM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted November 21, 2012 OMG!! Are those funny! I had to wipe tears after the 6th one! Laxatives!! Hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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