WolfTiS Posted December 16, 2012 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Keith and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Keith says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred dollars. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner." She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a guy pulls up and asks "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He replies, "All I got is thirty." She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Keith and asks. "What now. What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job," Keith replied. She runs back and tell the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops this HUGE willy. She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back..." She runs back to Keith. "What's wrong?" he asks. "Any chance you could lend this guy seventy dollars?" tsw 8.5, Blackbart, Unchileno and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SGTDANKO Posted December 16, 2012 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Share Posted December 16, 2012 lmfao good one !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unchileno Posted December 16, 2012 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 109 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 8133 Content Per Day: 1.51 Reputation: 6747 Achievement Points: 61498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted December 16, 2012 Hahaha.Good 1.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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tsw 8.5 Posted December 16, 2012 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 516 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17121 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42134 Achievement Points: 148885 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 680 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted December 16, 2012 good one .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
djMot Posted December 16, 2012 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 94 Topic Count: 355 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5234 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 11106 Achievement Points: 48754 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 112 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 22 Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted December 16, 2012 Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted December 16, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 270 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18259 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20321 Achievement Points: 133800 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 272 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 8 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted December 16, 2012 lol - good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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