JohnnyDos Posted February 15, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted February 15, 2013 THIS MAY BE A "Little" DIFFICULT FOR ALL WHO ARE OVER 40 ..THOSE YOUNGER THAN THIS WILL HAVE NO HOPE AT ALL. QUIZ FIRST QUESTION: YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKETHE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THESECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE! TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME ASYOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK? SECOND QUESTION:IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?(SCROLL DOWN) ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON?? YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU? THIRD QUESTION:VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.TRY IT. TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL? SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER..... ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ DID YOU GET 5000? THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT? MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT.... MAYBE... FOURTH QUESTION:MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS: 1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4.. NONO, AND ???2 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN! OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TOREDEEM YOURSELF: A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HESUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY APAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLEHE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!
Sonovabich Posted February 15, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.26 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.86 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 15 Device: Windows Posted February 15, 2013 Johnny you put the answers underneath, it spoiled the fun, but i did get the first one correct, i never looked at the others it's too tempting to look at the answers.
KaptCrunch Posted February 15, 2013 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 5342 Content Per Day: 0.92 Reputation: 4565 Achievement Points: 42768 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted February 15, 2013 its so johnny thanks had agood laugh yeah would've been more fun if kept answers back or another thread Sonovabich 1 Awards
TBB Posted February 15, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21551 Content Per Day: 3.79 Reputation: 23147 Achievement Points: 154133 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 423 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 15, 2013 You read Johnny's post - you don't get any right - so you reply: A) FU Johnny FU Johnny C) FU JOhnny D) All of the above The correct answer is FU Johnny lol JohnnyDos 1 Awards
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