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Ed and his wife Norma
go to the state fair every year,

And every year Ed would say,


"Norma, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "

Norma always
replied,

"I know Ed, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,


And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

One year Ed and Norma went to
the fair, and Ed said,

"Norma, I'm 75 years old.

If I don't ride
that helicopter, I might never get another chance"

To this, Norma
replied,

"Ed, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is
fifty bucks"

 




The pilot
overheard the couple and said,

"Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take
the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't
say a word I won't charge you a penny!





But if you say one word it's fifty
dollars."
Ed and Norma agreed and up
they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word
was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

But
still not a word...




When they
landed, the pilot turned to Ed and said,





"By golly, I
did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!
"




Ed replied,
"Well, to tell you the truth




I almost said something when Norma fell
out,




But you know,
Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

 



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Hahaha good one



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Rolf nice one mate



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