JohnnyDos Posted August 22, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted August 22, 2013 A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony....On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.?A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.? The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?' The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'? She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'? Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.? The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts.....? Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.? 'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.? 'You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.? The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says.? The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'? 'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.'? The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 35 times a day!!' MissD, Leadfinger, Gatorgirl and 7 others 10
HarryWeezer Posted August 22, 2013 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.79 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 22, 2013 The age is about right Johnny and so are the details on farts and erections. So thanks for the warning - I'll stay away from nudist camps. Awards
LtLaszlo Posted August 22, 2013 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 190 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9241 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 24525 Achievement Points: 95575 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 18 Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted August 22, 2013 LOL! Good one Johnny! Awards
baldie Posted August 22, 2013 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3370 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2733 Achievement Points: 34320 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted August 22, 2013 Rolf nice one mate Awards
KenMan Posted August 22, 2013 Member ID: 410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2033 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 428 Achievement Points: 10669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 15, 2020 Birthday: 12/04/1948 Posted August 22, 2013 I agree with Harry, good one Johnny Awards
TBB Posted August 22, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21105 Content Per Day: 3.74 Reputation: 22829 Achievement Points: 151506 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 409 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 22, 2013 Good one - thanks! Awards
DareDevil Posted August 22, 2013 Member ID: 3444 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 16 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 249 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 92 Achievement Points: 1829 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/14/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 05/16/1975 Posted August 22, 2013 Hahahaha I hope, if i were over 60 i dont fart 35 times a day and have more then 1 erection monthly. N1 M8 Grz
Damage_inc- Posted September 1, 2013 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted September 1, 2013 just the best. Awards
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