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Frozen Windows


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Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: 
 “Windows frozen, won’t open.”

Husband texts back:   
“Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.”

 

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
“Computer really screwed up now.”

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lol

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To funny

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That husband is too stupid to be in the same house as a computer.

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