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what women would do if they had a penis for a day


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what women would do if they had a penis for a day

 

 

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

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lmao!!

 

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#11, call all your girlfriends over for a playdate.

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amen...lol

 

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very trup

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LMFAO!!! I can't stop laughing!!!

 

You forgot...I'd touch it and feel it all the time, just like my boobs! :D

 

Appendages are so fun! :D

 

(I swear I was a guy in my last life!)

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