tsw 8.5 Posted August 20, 2015 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17557 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42654 Achievement Points: 152033 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted August 20, 2015 A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Jimmy says: “I wanna start out as a Naval Aviator, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore in the country, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Jimmy, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson."And how about you, Sarah?"Sarah responds "I wanna be Jimmy ’s whore. iboomboom, Blackbart, Labob and 4 others 7 Awards
Sammy Posted August 20, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.91 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted August 20, 2015 The joke isnt finished. It should also go.... The shocked teacher decided the next person to call on should be little Alexander. She was again shocked that he wants to be little Jimmy's secret gay lover. Awards
NITRO Posted August 20, 2015 Member ID: 1095 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 34 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3639 Content Per Day: 0.65 Reputation: 2460 Achievement Points: 24702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/06/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 03/23/1979 Device: iPhone Posted August 20, 2015 Lol Awards
TBB Posted August 20, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20672 Content Per Day: 3.68 Reputation: 22622 Achievement Points: 149031 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 400 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 10 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 20, 2015 lol - good one - thanks Awards
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