tsw 8.5 Posted September 14, 2015 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 543 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17764 Content Per Day: 3.06 Reputation: 42929 Achievement Points: 153599 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 696 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 38 minutes ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted September 14, 2015 A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S .. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS ABEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT...AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS...VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER LITTLE WOOPS AND PRAYS THAT A SALESPERSON WAS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR...AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER...GOOD LOOKING AND ALSO COOL AS A CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYS ALL OF THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY'S.HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH, 'GOOD DAY, MADAM ... HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY??? BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW MISSED HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT', SHE ASKS, 'SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET ??'HE ANSWERS, "MADAM. .. IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT, YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE . .." Spartacus, Sonovabich, HellKid and 8 others 11 Awards
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Spartacus Posted September 15, 2015 Member ID: 1387 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 2486 Achievement Points: 19555 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 08:44 PM Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted September 15, 2015 I Like It! Awards
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