NORESPECT4U Posted October 6, 2015 Member ID: 3708 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 156 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 12, 2023 Posted October 6, 2015 For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!" Damage_inc-, eidolonFIRE, Hemps and 4 others 7 Awards
CplAh Posted October 6, 2015 Member ID: 2431 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 310 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 271 Achievement Points: 2868 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 3, 2023 Birthday: 10/29/1986 Posted October 6, 2015 Nice! LOL Awards
Bazza Posted October 6, 2015 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1082 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 393 Achievement Points: 6691 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 01:08 AM Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Windows Posted October 6, 2015 lolz. I shoulda tried that Awards
Damage_inc- Posted October 7, 2015 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted October 7, 2015 heheheeee Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted October 7, 2015 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted October 7, 2015 Nice one. This young lady got married, and because of finances, had decided to temporarily live in the bottom room of her mother's house. On her wedding night, her new husband took off his shirt, and his torso was covered with hair. Aghast, she ran up the stairs and exclaimed, "Mom, mom, my husband has hair all over his upper body, and it's really thick on his back!!!" Her mother said, "Now, now, dear, he's your husband now, and you have to accept him the way he is." The young lady heads back downstairs. She saw that her husband had, by this time, taken off his trousers. His legs were even more hairy than his torso. The young lady ran back upstairs, crying, and told her mom what she had seen. Her mother said again, "Honey, he's your husband now. You have to accept him just the way he is." The young lady sighs and heads back to her husband. By this time, he had taken off his shoes and socks, revealing one foot that had been severed in half by an accident at the factory. She runs upstairs shrieking, "Mom, mom!!" Her mother approaches her daughter and says, "Okay, sweetheart, what is it now?" "Mom, it's completely awful, my husband has a foot-and-a-half!!!" Her mom raises her eyebrows and exclaims, "You stay here, I'm going downstairs!!!" Leadfinger 1 Awards
White_Dragon Posted October 15, 2015 Member ID: 20018 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 47 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 184 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1870 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/01/1952 Posted October 15, 2015 Now that's a Funny joke, so much so that I blew a mouth full of beer out through my nose as I finished reading it and almost choked to Death. Awards
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