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Two Trees and a Woodpecker
 
 
 It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:  
 
     Two tall trees, a 'birch' and a 'beech', are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’
 
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch....It is, however, the best piece of 'ash' I have ever poked my pecker into.



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That's a Filthy joke !!!!

 

 

 

 

 

LOL



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