Barron Posted May 27, 2016 Member ID: 20987 Group: +++ Insurgency Head Admin Followers: 21 Topic Count: 191 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1806 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1799 Achievement Points: 14407 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/21/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 09:38 AM Birthday: 01/09/1996 Device: Windows Posted May 27, 2016 On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble."Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!" Unchileno, L!ckALotAPus, Aracefan and 1 other 4 Awards
Unchileno Posted May 27, 2016 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.39 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61592 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 14 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: Android Posted May 27, 2016 Sounds better in Spanish..Good one tho. Awards
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