hxtr Posted July 14, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.93 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 14, 2016 OK... I was walking back to my house just passing the Fire Department. I have my sunglasses and I am walking to the side where the parking is. I see the cute small fuzzy Pomeranian and it look out of place unless the owner was around. So I make a noise with my lips like a kissing sound and say, "hay baby.. whatcha doing?" followed by some more kisses. I hear this voice saying, "hey" and something else but I could not understand as I was in shock. I turn my eye just a bit to the left about 2 o'clock and notice a truck with the door open and this pretty blond standing in front of it smiling at me. I say in defense, "I'm sorry I was to your dog,,,, sorry" and she goes "oh maybe something else" and smiles with a little laugh. I think I was more embarrassed than she was. Joe Canadian 1
Painsponge Posted July 14, 2016 Member ID: 294 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 113 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 982 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 920 Achievement Points: 8806 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/07/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 10:44 PM Birthday: 10/29/1963 Device: Windows Posted July 14, 2016 Nice, now he's tryin to court a trucker! Awards
TBB Posted July 14, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21155 Content Per Day: 3.74 Reputation: 22850 Achievement Points: 151787 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 410 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 14, 2016 Nice, now he's tryin to court a trucker! Nah - he was after the dog TedsofBeverlyHills 1 Awards
hxtr Posted July 15, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.93 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 15, 2016 Nah - he was after the dog Clearly I was after the dog. No this was a pickup truck. Someones wife.. or girl friend of one of the fire fighters. So... added to my embarrassment.
Joe Canadian Posted July 15, 2016 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted July 15, 2016 Clearly I was after the dog. No this was a pickup truck. Someones wife.. or girl friend of one of the fire fighters. So... added to my embarrassment. Nice @@hxtr, that sounded like you were quoting 49 shades of grey Sotry 50! Awards
Joe Canadian Posted July 15, 2016 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted July 15, 2016 OK... I was walking back to my house just passing the Fire Department. I have my sunglasses and I am walking to the side where the parking is. I see the cute small fuzzy Pomeranian and it look out of place unless the owner was around. So I make a noise with my lips like a kissing sound and say, "hay baby.. whatcha doing?" followed by some more kisses. I hear this voice saying, "hey" and something else but I could not understand as I was in shock. I turn my eye just a bit to the left about 2 o'clock and notice a truck with the door open and this pretty blond standing in front of it smiling at me. I say in defense, "I'm sorry I was to your dog,,,, sorry" and she goes "oh maybe something else" and smiles with a little laugh. I think I was more embarrassed than she was. Was she high on something? Haha or wasted? Awards
JohnnyDos Posted July 15, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted July 15, 2016 (edited) Clearly I was after the dog. No this was a pickup truck. Someones wife.. or girl friend of one of the fire fighters. So... added to my embarrassment. Well Hxtr,no wonder you were embarrassed,look at all the hose they have to offer her? Edited July 15, 2016 by JohnnyDos hxtr 1
TedsofBeverlyHills Posted July 15, 2016 Member ID: 255 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 24 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1809 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 2091 Achievement Points: 15969 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 17, 2024 Birthday: 12/17/1957 Device: Windows Posted July 15, 2016 Clearly I was after the dog. No this was a pickup truck. Someones wife.. or girl friend of one of the fire fighters. So... added to my embarrassment. Even hxtr has standards, has low as they seem but apparently not low enough not to be a flirt. Spartacus, hxtr and Joe Canadian 3 Awards
hxtr Posted July 16, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.93 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 16, 2016 Nice @@hxtr, that sounded like you were quoting 49 shades of grey Sotry 50! What is 49 shades of grey? Monochrome? Gray scale? I have heard the term but have no idea what it is.
hxtr Posted July 16, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.93 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 16, 2016 Even hxtr has standards, has low as they seem but apparently not low enough not to be a flirt. hey that is kind of hot. Nice.. No she was fit from the looks of it. Young... 20's. I am 46. i dont hit on 20 year olds.... I dont hit on women under 70. That is why I hang out in nursing homes a lot. One is about to give me their snack for a kiss on the cheek. I love the blue berry desert they get on Friday nights. She just might get a spong bath tonight if I get her friends blue berry desert as well. This shit is good. TedsofBeverlyHills 1
Joe Canadian Posted July 16, 2016 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted July 16, 2016 hey that is kind of hot. Nice.. No she was fit from the looks of it. Young... 20's. I am 46. i dont hit on 20 year olds.... I dont hit on women under 70. That is why I hang out in nursing homes a lot. One is about to give me their snack for a kiss on the cheek. I love the blue berry desert they get on Friday nights. She just might get a spong bath tonight if I get her friends blue berry desert as well. This shit is good. Don't listen to Ted hxtr, he is secretly photographing and filming his favorite customers. Large women who order Argentinian steak and over indulge in overpriced cheese cake, black forest cake, crème brûlée etc. This is how Ted makes his money haha. And nothing wrong with this princess hxtr. This is exactly the kind of woman you want to take along if you ever decide to explore the North Pole or Antarctica. Hypothermia would never be an issue. And if you run into a polar bear you would be surprised who it will chose to eat first lol Awards
hxtr Posted July 16, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.93 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted July 16, 2016 Was she high on something? Haha or wasted? No I am not sure if she knew I was calling her dog at first. That to me is one of the rudest thing a man can do to a dog. Sweet talk a bitch and ignore the dog.
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