Caper Posted June 3, 2010 Member ID: 102 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 201 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1776 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 82 Achievement Points: 10986 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 20, 2014 Birthday: 05/06/1969 Share Posted June 3, 2010 If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.. (Now that's more like it !) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig..) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light.. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greywolf2 Posted June 3, 2010 Member ID: 35 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 44 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4812 Content Per Day: 0.90 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 28063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Funny shit there Caper.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Posted June 3, 2010 Member ID: 19 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 318 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4444 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 2763 Achievement Points: 29399 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 02/29/1968 Device: iPhone Share Posted June 3, 2010 LOL... I guess PigDog is glad to hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ShadowLady Posted June 3, 2010 Member ID: 25 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2250 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12871 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted June 3, 2010 Very Funny.... But Rabbits can be pigs too! I'm ambidextrous...so I guess I'll just split the difference! -Shadow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WiZiD Posted June 3, 2010 Member ID: 804 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 7, 2020 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Share Posted June 3, 2010 My x use to call me her 30 minnute man. I guess that makes me a pig.....and if you saw her today you would agree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted June 3, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 515 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17106 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42098 Achievement Points: 148734 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted June 3, 2010 that is a old one .but i wish i could come back as a pig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Frostypath Posted June 4, 2010 Member ID: 498 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 32 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 260 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/24/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 09/29/1989 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Caper - very funny.. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig..) now dude did they also say how many times does a pig have orgasm in a year :-p or may be once a life :-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unexist Posted June 4, 2010 Member ID: 123 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 76 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1218 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 87 Achievement Points: 7054 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 11:59 AM Birthday: 11/05/1988 Device: iPhone Share Posted June 4, 2010 Your are all pigs!!! so dont worry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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