JohnnyDos Posted November 25, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted November 25, 2017 > After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. > > Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze. > > The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" > > "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays but I fish on Fridays. FRENCHI, bds1961, Sourtap and 4 others 1 6
Sourtap Posted November 25, 2017 Member ID: 24842 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 93 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1441 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 2253 Achievement Points: 14963 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 07/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 09/12/1989 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2017 For the last years the only time he had a smell of fish in his nose was on Fridays. That's sad... JohnnyDos 1
TBB Posted November 25, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20886 Content Per Day: 3.71 Reputation: 22741 Achievement Points: 150272 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 405 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2017 Hit a home run JD - now find some more Awards
Daemon Posted November 25, 2017 Member ID: 26415 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 235 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 149 Achievement Points: 2021 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 20, 2021 Birthday: 05/28/1996 Posted November 25, 2017 Perhaps the fish smelled better than her lol
Streetcleaner Posted November 26, 2017 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1783 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 1569 Achievement Points: 15938 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Device: Windows Posted November 26, 2017 FEEEEESH !!! You ! ....Stupid ! .....Idiot ! ......
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